keltoi Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 handjobs Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49772-hand-job-advice/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Al Hounos Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 *jots it down* Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49772-hand-job-advice/#findComment-1143305 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted October 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 surprised watmm isn't all over this trying out the tutorials on themselves. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49772-hand-job-advice/#findComment-1143310 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ~ism Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 *faps furiously* Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49772-hand-job-advice/#findComment-1143338 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 jackinworld Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49772-hand-job-advice/#findComment-1143340 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pylonbitch Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 emailed the link to mah burd. *waits* Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide pylonbitch's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49772-hand-job-advice/#findComment-1143345 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 (edited) Quote The Shocker.Some guys might like a little bit of a finger in the bum. If you wonder if your guy would, just put a finger in that area and see if he protests, if doesn't lube up a finger and push it upward and toward the spot behind his penis. There is a gland in there called the prostate. If you massage it, he'll go nuts. People call this the shocker because you have to spring it on him unannounced. You can't ask a guy if he wants a finger stuck up his bum. He will think he is gay if he says yes, so don't ask him, just take your finger and knock on his back door. hell yeah im going to try this on myself, don't tell me though or it will ruin the surprise Edited October 14, 2009 by Coalbucket PI Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49772-hand-job-advice/#findComment-1143351 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 The only think I got out of this is I want a handjob off keltoi. thing* Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49772-hand-job-advice/#findComment-1144057 Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 (edited) On 10/14/2009 at 6:16 PM, Coalbucket PI said: Quote The Shocker.Some guys might like a little bit of a finger in the bum. If you wonder if your guy would, just put a finger in that area and see if he protests, if doesn't lube up a finger and push it upward and toward the spot behind his penis. There is a gland in there called the prostate. If you massage it, he'll go nuts. People call this the shocker because you have to spring it on him unannounced. You can't ask a guy if he wants a finger stuck up his bum. He will think he is gay if he says yes, so don't ask him, just take your finger and knock on his back door. hell yeah im going to try this on myself, don't tell me though or it will ruin the surprise apparently you cum stupid hard Edited October 15, 2009 by modey Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide modey's signature Hide all signatures youtube | bandcamp | soundcloud | twitter | facebook 0F.digital Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49772-hand-job-advice/#findComment-1144083 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted October 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 On 10/15/2009 at 9:16 AM, abusivegeorge said: The only think I got out of this is I want a handjob off keltoi. thing* i AM good. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49772-hand-job-advice/#findComment-1144158 Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 This site is incredibly arousing despite the lack of any pornographic imagery. Its like SFW porn On 10/14/2009 at 6:16 PM, Coalbucket PI said: Quote The Shocker.Some guys might like a little bit of a finger in the bum. If you wonder if your guy would, just put a finger in that area and see if he protests, if doesn't lube up a finger and push it upward and toward the spot behind his penis. There is a gland in there called the prostate. If you massage it, he'll go nuts. People call this the shocker because you have to spring it on him unannounced. You can't ask a guy if he wants a finger stuck up his bum. He will think he is gay if he says yes, so don't ask him, just take your finger and knock on his back door. hell yeah im going to try this on myself, don't tell me though or it will ruin the surprise lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide thehauntingsoul's signature Hide all signatures Last.fm SteamID: Thehauntingsoul My EP Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49772-hand-job-advice/#findComment-1144219 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 i prefer good clean christian masturbation with only the tips index finger and thumb Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Siegecow's signature Hide all signatures On 3/16/2011 at 8:14 PM, troon said: fuck off! Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49772-hand-job-advice/#findComment-1144335 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 does "2 Handed Slammer" sound scary to anyone else? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49772-hand-job-advice/#findComment-1144394 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 Fleshlight FTW Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49772-hand-job-advice/#findComment-1144417 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 On 10/15/2009 at 9:12 PM, Joyrex said: Fleshlight FTW Have you so much as even given keltoi a chance? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49772-hand-job-advice/#findComment-1144515 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 On 10/15/2009 at 10:37 PM, abusivegeorge said: On 10/15/2009 at 9:12 PM, Joyrex said: Fleshlight FTW Have you so much as even given keltoi a chance? Nope, Fleshlights, or those Japanese Egg things. I bet those feel great. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49772-hand-job-advice/#findComment-1144532 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 Woah what? Japanese eggs? Surely they cannot be better than those Japanese women that can bring a man to orgasm, by sitting on him but not moving, and they massage the muscles in their virgina. Jesus though that must take some fucking practice. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49772-hand-job-advice/#findComment-1144545 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 Lol, that is amazing. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49772-hand-job-advice/#findComment-1144554 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted October 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 shit i made that egg thread too. i seem to have a theme going. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49772-hand-job-advice/#findComment-1144559 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 tenga egg ear muffs also he has a wall mounted TR707 Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49772-hand-job-advice/#findComment-1144634 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest margaret thatcher Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 just stick yr cock in the nearest cunt. if it's good enough for cavemen and bonobos, it's good enough for thatch. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49772-hand-job-advice/#findComment-1144702 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49772-hand-job-advice/#findComment-1144706 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 lol^^ Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49772-hand-job-advice/#findComment-1144708 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest margaret thatcher Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 haha yeah very funny. p.s. is yr sig from a soundgarden music video? it's been bugging me for a while now... Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49772-hand-job-advice/#findComment-1144711 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 yep. it's the telly from black hole sun Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/49772-hand-job-advice/#findComment-1144713 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts