hand job advice

handjobs

*jots it down*

surprised watmm isn't all over this trying out the tutorials on themselves.

*faps furiously*

jackinworld

emailed the link to mah burd.

*waits*

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The Shocker.

Some guys might like a little bit of a finger in the bum. If you wonder if your guy would, just put a finger in that area and see if he protests, if doesn't lube up a finger and push it upward and toward the spot behind his penis. There is a gland in there called the prostate. If you massage it, he'll go nuts. People call this the shocker because you have to spring it on him unannounced. You can't ask a guy if he wants a finger stuck up his bum. He will think he is gay if he says yes, so don't ask him, just take your finger and knock on his back door.

hell yeah im going to try this on myself, don't tell me though or it will ruin the surprise

The only think I got out of this is I want a handjob off keltoi.

thing*

  On 10/14/2009 at 4:16 PM, Coalbucket PI said:

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The Shocker.

Some guys might like a little bit of a finger in the bum. If you wonder if your guy would, just put a finger in that area and see if he protests, if doesn't lube up a finger and push it upward and toward the spot behind his penis. There is a gland in there called the prostate. If you massage it, he'll go nuts. People call this the shocker because you have to spring it on him unannounced. You can't ask a guy if he wants a finger stuck up his bum. He will think he is gay if he says yes, so don't ask him, just take your finger and knock on his back door.

 

hell yeah im going to try this on myself, don't tell me though or it will ruin the surprise

apparently you cum stupid hard

  On 10/15/2009 at 7:16 AM, abusivegeorge said:

The only think I got out of this is I want a handjob off keltoi.

 

thing*

i AM good.

This site is incredibly arousing despite the lack of any pornographic imagery. Its like SFW porn

  On 10/14/2009 at 4:16 PM, Coalbucket PI said:

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The Shocker.

Some guys might like a little bit of a finger in the bum. If you wonder if your guy would, just put a finger in that area and see if he protests, if doesn't lube up a finger and push it upward and toward the spot behind his penis. There is a gland in there called the prostate. If you massage it, he'll go nuts. People call this the shocker because you have to spring it on him unannounced. You can't ask a guy if he wants a finger stuck up his bum. He will think he is gay if he says yes, so don't ask him, just take your finger and knock on his back door.

 

hell yeah im going to try this on myself, don't tell me though or it will ruin the surprise

lol

i prefer good clean christian masturbation with only the tips index finger and thumb

does "2 Handed Slammer" sound scary to anyone else?

Fleshlight FTW

  On 10/15/2009 at 7:12 PM, Joyrex said:

Fleshlight FTW

Have you so much as even given keltoi a chance?

  On 10/15/2009 at 8:37 PM, abusivegeorge said:

  On 10/15/2009 at 7:12 PM, Joyrex said:

Fleshlight FTW

 

Have you so much as even given keltoi a chance?

Nope, Fleshlights, or those Japanese Egg things. I bet those feel great.

Woah what? Japanese eggs?

Surely they cannot be better than those Japanese women that can bring a man to orgasm, by sitting on him but not moving, and they massage the muscles in their virgina. Jesus though that must take some fucking practice.

Lol, that is amazing.

shit i made that egg thread too. i seem to have a theme going.

tenga egg ear muffs

also he has a wall mounted TR707

just stick yr cock in the nearest cunt. if it's good enough for cavemen and bonobos, it's good enough for thatch.

lol^^

haha yeah very funny.

p.s. is yr sig from a soundgarden music video? it's been bugging me for a while now...

yep. it's the telly from black hole sun