Phhil Collinssss

somebody please state the obvious

lol

why can't we have ads like that in america?

becuase everyone would be like all "jazzband" all the time.

you know, that ad is the reason why phil quit music.

ARE YOU HAPPY NOW CADBURY? NOW THERE REALLY WON'T BE A PROPER GENESIS REUNION!

also, face value is a really, really good album. not nearly as good as duke or a trick of the tail, but still pretty damn awesome, considering it was mostly recorded in a home studio.

also also, that ad is about two years old.

joyrex thread

Phil Collins can't drum anymore

God I don't know what to do.

fuck you phillip glass

  On 10/17/2009 at 7:54 AM, kaen said:

fuck you phillip glass

it's true. not only has he quit the music industry, he physically can't drum anymore:

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In September 2009, Collins publicly declared that he can no longer play drums, due to a recent operation to repair dislocated vertebrae in his neck, that has left him unable to hold his drumsticks. He has also lost his ability to play piano.

progressive rock is dead

;__;

  On 10/17/2009 at 7:54 AM, kaen said:

fuck you phillip glass

it's true

needs more

there's always simon collins:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1I--GXZBOM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuuMGdNWhKQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Xz97gy1hhI

Life needs more Phil Collins.

I wish he'd come out of retirement.

  On 10/18/2009 at 4:42 AM, dr lopez said:

Now who the fuck....

lol, that was Irari.

  On 10/18/2009 at 4:42 AM, dr lopez said:

Now who the fuck....

It's not quite true though, considering the appropriate amount of Phil Collins is always more Phil Collins.

Hes really into the Alamo

least he can still sing.

ideally he could double triple quadruple 5x 6x 7x 8x 9x 10x layer his vocals but i realize now he could never layer it enough

with each layer of phil collins vocals created, a larger void would manifest requiring even more phil collins

it must be so hard for him to finish anything!! hes tinkering in the suss(t)udio and hes thinking "this needs something. but what?". he probably doesn't even know about the needs more phil collins phenomenon. hes got a kazoo out adding it to the 500 layers of instruments hes already added. no wonder he doesn't play drums anymore. he kept hittign himself as the sound of wood on phil collins is the best sound ever (except phil singing) so hes all bruised and can't attend the grammies.

Actually based on my research the need for phil collins is more like infinite summation 1/2 + 1/4 + 1/8 + 1/16... which mathematically converges to enough phil collins, though practically never quite reaches unity (phil collins).

phil collins^x

where x is the amount of phil collisn that stephen hawkings prefers