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lumpenprol Grand Master

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lol, no they don't. Unless your privates smell like a combination of vomit and french onion soup.

 

I looove durians. I just had a creamy and delicious one last night...

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After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

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dr lopez Grand Master

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I've had durian flavored candies, which i thought were delicious. They appeared to have the smell aspect removed. My mother, who lived in bali for years, said the candies pale in comparison to the real thing, which she said was tantamount to having an LSD explosion of taste in your mouth while sitting on a pile of garbage

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  On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said:

I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens

  

 

 

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lumpenprol Grand Master

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now that i'll endorse.

 

I completely agree, I think they are about as close as a fruit gets to being mystical. They're pretty erotic too, somehow.

 

edit: and lol at mom comparing something to an LSD explosion

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After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

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dr lopez Grand Master

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lol yea. she told me that when i was around ten i think. I remember after asking her what LSD was, but I can't recall the reply.

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  On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said:

I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens

  

 

 

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MAXIMUS MISCHIEF Grand Master

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we got one of these one time and it stank of shit and it also tasted of shit

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sup barnstar of coolness

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chenGOD Grand Master

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smells awful, tastes delicious.

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백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

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dr lopez Grand Master

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The smell is part of the experience.

 

Can you imagine the backlash if they had engineered a odorless Durian? Blasphemy!

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  On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said:

I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens

  

 

 

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  On 10/20/2009 at 5:59 AM, abusivegeorge said:

Does it smell of pussy? If it smells of pussy I'll definetly eat it.

 

Yes, it smells like the vagina of a woman who's been dead for 3 days.

However, it tastes like the vagina of one of the promised 72.

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백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

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lumpenprol Grand Master

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  On 10/20/2009 at 9:30 AM, chenGOD said:
  On 10/20/2009 at 5:59 AM, abusivegeorge said:

Does it smell of pussy? If it smells of pussy I'll definetly eat it.

 

Yes, it smells like the vagina of a woman who's been dead for 3 days.

However, it tastes like the vagina of one of the promised 72.

 

nice one.

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After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

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lol, take all of abusive-george's posts and imagine them in xxx's disgusting youtube thread.

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https://intervallux.bandcamp.com/

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lumpenprol Grand Master

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  On 10/21/2009 at 5:38 AM, Fishtank said:

I wanna try one now just to see what the fuss is about

the video said they go up to $50 and that just sounds like too much

 

It's really hard to find a good one outside of Asia, as they have to be eaten at just the right moment, and picking them green and shipping them doesn't always work out so well.

 

What happens is at some point the spiky fruit pod actually splits open and the fleshy fruit inside starts to ferment. When I lived in Indonesia for a year, they actually preferred the more fermented fruit; it has some alcohol content and is really funky and intense (in fact the legend there has it that the best, most expensive durian is durian that has been eaten by an elephant, passed through its digestive tract, and then collected once it comes out the other end). The more aged durian is definitely an acquired taste and stinks to high heaven; the flesh of the fruit is very soft.

 

However, you can get more mellow and fruity durian too. I just had an amazing one the other night that was rather expensive for China, about $29. The smell was fairly mild by durian standards, and the flesh was pretty firm with custardy insides, no real fermentation to speak of. It was a durian that I'll wager would make even the most hardened anti-Durianite reconsider his position.

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After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

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lumpenprol Grand Master

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i think you can get good durian outside of Asia (after all a lot of the durian in China is imported from places like Thailand, anyway), however the best way is probably to befriend an Asian who likes durian and get them to hook you up.

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After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

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