Douchebags of the United States

pretty sure the northwest covers a different subtle dynamic in douchebag that deserves its own classification. Hipsters drinking PBR exclusively, pretending to like all the new bands, abortion clinic regulars, winged chest tattoo's, putting everything their little hearts have into being hardcore drug addicts etc.

I don't know how any human can tolerate PBR in their mouth.

What the funk is PBR?

  On 10/29/2009 at 5:03 PM, Dan C said:

What the funk is PBR?

Think of Carling, but American. They're about the same.

And that dude has had FIVE heart attacks? Jesus Christ.

Scarface is a good movie

some of these are not in line with my idea of douchbag. like the ghetto redneck thing isn't really totally accurate. I wouldn't call those guys douchbags as much as fucking retards. The south has bigger douchbags.

PBR is a cheap beer that costs 1.25 on tap at the bar across the street from me, and it's not entirely terrible for the price. akin to miller high life or something like that. i drink it when i'm low on funds.

didnt really know there's a difference between whiggas and ghetto rednecks, it's the same douchebag tats n earrings inked-up-design shirts n hats sunglasses car forum posting twat anyway you slice it

  On 10/29/2009 at 5:21 PM, Super lurker ultra V12 said:

ScarfaceCarlito's Way is a good movie

Heineken???!

Carlitos way was fucking brilliant. I once did an entire paper on the opening scene, where he's on the trolley bed heasding towards the ambulance and he sees the goddess dancing on the beach.

Which also happens to be the closing scene.

  On 10/29/2009 at 5:37 PM, Gary C said:

  On 10/29/2009 at 5:21 PM, Super lurker ultra V12 said:

ScarfaceCarlito's Way is a good movie

that too

Romanian douchebags are the greatest. Maybe one day i'll make a whole thread about it, it would be a shame to oversimplify.

do they drink the pbr version of palinka?

  On 10/29/2009 at 6:13 PM, Lube Saibot said:

Romanian douchebags are the greatest. Maybe one day i'll make a whole thread about it, it would be a shame to oversimplify.

haha, for some reason this sounds really true to me. Think i met a romanian american in college.

To my uk brahs, how do the chavs vary by region? In Ireland we've got the knacker (pregger women in tracksuits smoking cigarettes, dudes in celtic and/or liverpool kit with some variant of a mohawk/mullet, dutch gold, etc.), which I understand is related to the chav although I'm not sure when they split along the family tree.

Well, they're no different really?

I consider Liverpool as the capital of them, anyway.

  On 10/29/2009 at 4:50 PM, Blanket Fort Collapse said:

pretty sure the northwest covers a different subtle dynamic in douchebag that deserves its own classification. Hipsters drinking PBR exclusively, pretending to like all the new bands, abortion clinic regulars, winged chest tattoo's, putting everything their little hearts have into being hardcore drug addicts etc.

Yes but those are hipsters...not douchebags/bros. I'm not saying one is better than the other, though.

oh lawdy, the Saguar-bro douchebag is all too common here in albuquerque as well as some wannabe strains of the SoCal BroCal.

best part about that is 'favorite movie: scarface' so true

Carlito's Way over Scarface? That movie is a steamy turd.

Scarface and Carrie were the exceptions to Brian De Palma's shitty roster of films.

Too much jpg compression.

  On 10/29/2009 at 5:00 PM, Alex C said:

I don't know how any human can tolerate PBR in their mouth.

i know quiet a few humans who can more than tolerate pabst...do i really need to get out the baby powder?