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hey, look who's back, the unfunny funnyman

After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

i have a friend who tried to off himself a few years ago. he now is happily married with a baby on the way. turns out the girl he was dating was the only one there for him when he slit his wrists. when he left the hospital, he realized she was the one he wanted to with for the rest of his life and asked her to marry him... the feelings he fealt for her changed his life... he even is no longer on meds! i feel bad cuz i was one of the ones that didn't give a shit that he tried to commit suicide. but i'm happy he turned out ok!

Edited by asymmetrical head

i had a friend who hanged himself with a bass guitar string from his loft entrance on millenium eve while his housemates partied in the living room.

now he doesn't really know whats happening and cant form new memories and has to write everyhting he does down in tiny tiny handwriting in diaries.

Guest nene multiple assgasms
  On 10/30/2009 at 5:07 AM, LUDD said:

i had a friend who hanged himself with a bass guitar string from his loft entrance on millenium eve while his housemates partied in the living room.

now he doesn't really know whats happening and cant form new memories and has to write everyhting he does down in tiny tiny handwriting in diaries.

 

wait, is that the guy that beck wrote the song about?

Guest Calx Sherbet
  On 10/30/2009 at 5:04 AM, asymmetrical head said:

i have a friend who tried to off himself a few years ago. he now is happily married with a baby on the way. turns out the girl he was dating was the only one there for him when he slit his wrists. when he left the hospital, he realized she was the one he wanted to with for the rest of his life and asked her to marry him... the feelings he fealt for her changed his life... he even is no longer on meds! i feel bad cuz i was one of the ones that didn't give a shit that he tried to commit suicide. but i'm happy he turned out ok!

 

nice :smile:

i'd be pretty happy (and relieved) too. good to know everything turned out okay!

when i was in bootcamp many years ago, there was this dude with the last name of baines that was a pretty hard ass at the beginning of boot camp. half way through boot camp he started to lose it a little then one day there was screaming in the hallway and a bunch of us ran to see was was going on. baines was trying to hang himself with his belt from the stair banister. the watchman stopped him of course. a few days later he rejoined our company... he was then dubbed "banister baines!"

thats like th etime i as training for the vietnam and some fat dude shot himself in the bogs and then we went to the vietnam but it was actually london docklands and the sniper was a chick

  On 10/30/2009 at 4:18 AM, Calx Sherbet said:

omg not boxxy

  On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said:

I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens

  

 

 

Guest viscosity
  On 10/30/2009 at 5:13 AM, asymmetrical head said:

when i was in bootcamp many years ago, there was this dude with the last name of baines that was a pretty hard ass at the beginning of boot camp. half way through boot camp he started to lose it a little then one day there was screaming in the hallway and a bunch of us ran to see was was going on. baines was trying to hang himself with his belt from the stair banister. the watchman stopped him of course. a few days later he rejoined our company... he was then dubbed "banister baines!"

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlrX3bwQ2rk

Guest Adjective
  On 10/30/2009 at 10:51 AM, ezkerraldean said:

i knew this kid who jumped off a bridge somewhere in south Wales. He died though

 

My uncle jumped off an overpass and landed on the road below. He lived though

Pick your overpasses wisely

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