Trophy Wives

So I've been running into a lot of butts but no brains lately. They want my dick, been there done that. But at the end of the day... if you consider yourself an average, middle class, down to earth guy. Is it okay to be linked to these horrendously stupid girls. I mean it has to come back to haunt you eventually. Although, no fellow man can truly fault you for the actions you take with any hot girl, no matter how dumb. Now if I was a real man, I wouldn't be asking this question. But unfortunately I let emotions control my life.

Discuss

If you're looking for a relationship with substance, then don't bother with the stupid ones. Otherwise, hit it and quit it.

I think intellectual stimulation is just as valuable to a good relationship as sexual stimulation.

  On 11/2/2009 at 9:18 PM, Braintree said:

I think intellectual stimulation is just as valuable to a good relationship as sexual stimulation.

yeah

is that a bottle of bubbles in front of the hard rock cafe guy?

well if you're super intelligent but fucking ugly, a trophy wife is a good idea. THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN

i love it when the trophy wives have their arm around their man in public and it looks almost forced

would mail-order brides count as trophy wives? or would they be like 'consolation' wives?

nah fuck that shit. i need a girl who i can listen to autechre around and can tolerate how much of an arty fuck i am.

  On 11/2/2009 at 11:40 PM, modey said:

nah fuck that shit. i need a girl who i can listen to autechre around and can tolerate how much of an arty fuck i am.

lol

there are many g!rls, but ! have yet to meet a woman.

there is only one matchmaker and i stand and wait patiently.

a woman's name has been written with the moon in the light of the star's....

wtf troon. you just deleted a post and then reposted the same thing.

  On 11/3/2009 at 12:02 AM, Hoodie said:

wtf troon. you just deleted a post and then reposted the same thing.

the formatting got all fucked up....... so i had to repost

  On 11/4/2009 at 1:11 PM, xxx said:

Trust me, you'll give two fucks about intellect or any shit like that one day--just find a girl you can hang out with for 7 days and not go out of your mind. That will be your wife.

lol, sage advice, although I'm not married yet it makes sense to me.

I'm at the point in my life where a trophy wife doesn't seem as repulsive as it used to. As one of the guys from DuranDuran said when asked why he dates supermodels: "because I can." If it's really something you want, you can get away with it, and it doesn't harm anyone, why not? You may get taken for a ride but at least you'll enjoy it.

  On 11/4/2009 at 1:11 PM, xxx said:

Trust me, you'll give two fucks about intellect or any shit like that one day--just find a girl you can hang out with for 7 days and not go out of your mind. That will be your wife.

No, no, no, here:

Just find a girl you can hang out with and not feel like you're hanging out with a girl. That will be your wife if she isn't a lesbian, but try sticking it in her, and if she doesn't like it, you got laid once.

  On 11/4/2009 at 2:17 PM, OneToThirtySix said:

and if she doesn't like it, you got laid once.

yaaayy!

  On 11/3/2009 at 12:02 AM, Hoodie said:

wtf troon. you just deleted a post and then reposted the same thing.

He keeps fucking doing that. Look at 90% of his posts they have been edited in some form, its off the fucking scale. Sometimes he waits a few days and then goes back and edits them. H's experimenting with bold fonts lately, i notice.

Staring into his anus is like staring into the gates of hell. It's like staring into the eys of Michael Myers. The blackest eyes. The devil's eyes. Staring into the void that is troons anus. The emptiness. The horror. The horror.