The Electric Pickle and Christianity

Gherkin, george.

HURBBURBURBURBURBURRRBURRR

heheh reminds me of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4yBvvGi_2A

i was waiting for that pickle to explode. i wanted it to so badly.

i don't want to be electrocuted cause of jesus

i just ate some pickles. Thanks Jebus!

How could this video make someone believe in God? What the fuuu?

Also, Atheist's nightmare? lolol.

Also also, that song is coo.

his ignorant comments piss me off.

it pisses me off even more that he's a pansy and requires them to be approved.

"YEAH IF THERE WERE TRANSITIONAL PHASES IN EVOLUTION, THEN WHERE IS THE FOSSIL EVIDENCE?"

OMFG ATHEIST SMAAAASHHHH

This is not how you describe the ineffable

which goes beyond understanding. This is truly

how pathetic (some of) the mouthpieces of the metaphysical

have become.

Where is the baiting and wanting for the mystery,

where is the sheer magnitude of the power that we

are talking about here? In a pickle? In a hand job

with a banana? I understand and believe in what

is trying to be said here....but come on, lets light

up the world, lets talk about the stars being

pin holes through a veil of deception letting

little bits of light through to illuminate and

eliminate darkness. lets talks about

the mystery of God. This is the difference

between being Biblical (enigmatic and eternal)

and being churchy christian after 2000 years

of second chances.

a fucking pickle, i can't believe this electric pickle guy

honestly thought this was going to inspire people.

what an abomination

+15

Posting in a Phelps-Roper thread.

edit; Banana vid is a ghey.

So, basically if I believe in Christ, I'll be electrocuted? No thanks.

crikey, if only they taught me this in catholic school, I wouldn't be such an assertive atheist.