we only have 1 life

and that one life is inevitably wasted. As dictated

by society. I mean, I'm sitting here, on saturday, looking

at the computer, for the entire day. Nothing much

interesting is happening, but given that humanity caused the

universe to collapse, bounded by the walls of my basement,

there's nothing else to do. I mean, I could eat tiny things

I find in the rug or something. Its probably about 10 hours

until I need to masturbate again. I don't know how to have

real sex. Doing so is probably illegal anyway. Plus nobody

else exists. I've seen some bugs like spiders around before.

Are you supposed to have sex with them? Is that how it

works? I think I understand people. They are avatars and

communicate with pixels. And man, they never say anything

interesting. Most of them are cocks really. Like you... Its

weird how the monitor reaches out into this other dimension.

I have no idea how it works. I guess I like it better than

the basement. I mean, I've done everything that's doable in

there already. I've taken shits on the walls, urinated on

the ceiling (yes it touched the ceiling after a lot of

practice). I've tried punching myself in my own stomach. And

that's pretty much every possibile situation in the boring

real world. Its like a deck of 52 cards and I already looked

at them all. But the internet has new cards, like some day,

all of a sudden out of the blue the xltronic bear's pixels

just melt! This type of interesting stuff would never happen

in the real world.

welcome to the information age

good to see monoid is still up to his old tricks

  On 11/8/2009 at 3:44 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

is that not something troon would post?

In format yes, in context, no.

  On 11/8/2009 at 3:49 AM, zaphod said:

good to see monoid is still up to his old tricks

Make some art yo, share it with us

lol?

wMw is better than all of watmm put together

Guys, I actually spent some time on XLT tonight... It's always been like watmm's doppleganger. I feel kind of weird now

edit: it's also funny that I have my original internet name over there

xltronic stopped being good around 2003. fuck, i've been on these boards for almost 9 years now.

last post

I'm not sure why you made this thread.... all of w M w's posts are exactly like that. I take it you aren't familiar with him?

  On 11/8/2009 at 4:11 AM, abusivegeorge said:

  On 11/8/2009 at 3:44 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

is that not something troon would post?

 

In format yes, in context, no.

And even the format is missing emoticons and random changes to bold font.

i get that vibe of the fight club guy in the movie... maybe he should start a fight club.

  On 11/8/2009 at 8:30 AM, yek said:

i get that vibe of the fight club guy in the movie... maybe he should start a fight club.

. . . and never talk about it. Ever. Even on the internet.

  On 11/8/2009 at 8:54 AM, OneToThirtySix said:

  On 11/8/2009 at 8:30 AM, yek said:

i get that vibe of the fight club guy in the movie... maybe he should start a fight club.

. . . and never talk about it. Ever. Even on the internet.

HAH !!

  On 11/8/2009 at 7:32 AM, Kcinsu said:

I'm not sure why you made this thread.... all of w M w's posts are exactly like that. I take it you aren't familiar with him?

yeah sorry i don't spend much on xlt. anyway this one made me lol

no lol found

lol found!

i would have guessed that was monoid

or ET if it was posted here lol

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I mean, I'm sitting here, on saturday, looking

at the computer, for the entire day.

seemed plausible for a beginning...

[youtubehd]6oDxFoVEYr0[/youtubehd]

i lolled

it comes from the inside out not the outside in.

look behind things and you will find other things hiding..... waiting for you

  On 11/10/2009 at 7:16 AM, troon said:

it comes from the inside out not the outside in.

look behind things and you will find other things hiding..... waiting for you

BoC Subforum.

troon is right. a few days ago i looked behind

my laptop screen and i found

an old festering spunky

tissue i must have

hurriedly

left there

some

time

ago.