Last night I went fucking bananas

I was really drunk and feeling a wank so I got a banana, mashed it up inside the peel, microwaved it for 30 seconds, and cut the end off and squeezed all the banana out and fapped with it. Good times.

I don't know if its funnier that I'm 100% serious or that I came up with this joke when I looked down at the mess I was in the process of making and went "Dan.... you've gone bananas, man"

It would have been funnier if the title of the thread was - "last night I went fucking bananas!"

You know if you listened to more RDJ and less AE you wouldn't have to resort to fucking bananas.

why can't you just stick it up your butt and cum stupid hard like a normal person?

i think this is a weird and odd thing to have done

so do i

*does it*

lol I agree in retrospect this is very fucking strange.

tbh tho guys it did feel curiously close to a real puss

whole new meaning on the term 'banana split'

edit also:

  On 11/8/2009 at 7:44 PM, placidburp said:

It would have been funnier if the title of the thread was - "last night I went fucking bananas!"

Good fucking idea, I just changed it

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how do you live with yourself after doing this?

or does it not bother you

I dunno i don't really see how its any worse than just your average wank. Its not like I used the banana because I get off on food or some shit, just that I can't afford $70 for one of these fuckers:

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Whatevs I was drunk and the idea had crossed my mind once before so I decided just to see. The smell was probably the worst part. I don't think I would do it again just because it was weird and messy and kind of a waste of a perfectly good banana. Still I'm surprised that the internet's most deviant batch of miscreants would frown upon this

  On 11/8/2009 at 9:01 PM, thehauntingsoul said:

Still I'm surprised that the internet's most deviant batch of miscreants would frown upon this

Dude, this isn't 4chan...

i know a guy that did this, but with a dog instead of banana.

no but it is the penis and poo-poo forum

  On 11/8/2009 at 7:50 PM, nene multiple assgasms said:

why can't you just stick it up your butt and cum stupid hard like a normal person?

  On 11/8/2009 at 9:19 PM, hahathhat said:

i know a guy that did this, but with a dog instead of banana.

LOL

  On 11/8/2009 at 7:47 PM, sneaksta303 said:

 

You know if you listened to more RDJ and less AE you wouldn't have to resort to fucking bananas.

This is true. RDJ has the mojo.

You're sick and you'll stay sick.

the sleeper must awaken

whoa where do you come up with these original ideas?? whats next for you ? heating up an apple pie and fucking it??

my mate put his cock on a car battery once

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whoa where do you come up with these original ideas?? whats next for you ? heating up an apple pie and fucking it??

I prefer fucking freshly made bean and cheese burritos

talk dirty to that banana