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oh for shame joyrex

So says the man who's here for poop jokes in his Interests...

Woah haha.

Lol, so wrong in so many right ways.

lol because stevie wonder is blind lol

dumb. if he can play piano he can type on a keyboard.

i loled before i got the blind reference, i just thought it was a funny experimental concept of pretending you are a celebrity on twitter and typing random strings of letters. there should be a twitter page like this for every single celeb

Joyrex, you might as well just favourite www.4fuckr.com and look at it whilst your family are out!

typing blind is easier than playing the piano blind

HAHAH!

i thought it was funny 'cause he couldn't type because he was black

  On 11/13/2009 at 12:19 AM, Z_B_Z said:

dumb. if he can play piano he can type on a keyboard.

But he canNOT dodge a ball.

  On 11/13/2009 at 1:22 AM, OneToThirtySix said:

  On 11/13/2009 at 12:19 AM, Z_B_Z said:

dumb. if he can play piano he can type on a keyboard.

But he canNOT dodge a ball.

Yes... he can.

I worked at a studio in Nashville during the 90's and he came in for a project. We had a pool table in our lounge and he would play this game where he would hang his fingers over the edge of the bumper and someone would try to hit his fingers by whipping the cue ball as fast as they could across the table. No one could ever hit his fingers.

Dude got around fine, and was absolutely always noodling on a keyboard by his side. In between takes, while having a conversation with people, whatever... constantly noodling.

lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfyaYpl0LIs

i tried to order these plates

holy shit that's classic :D

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whose worth following?

Chad Ochocinho

  On 11/17/2009 at 4:54 PM, Alex C said:

Chad Ochocinho

haha awesome i didn't know he was on there!

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Chad-Ochocinco-tries-to-bribe-official-on-repl?urn=nfl,200914

legend!

  On 11/13/2009 at 7:14 AM, A/D said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfyaYpl0LIs

 

i tried to order these plates

chuckles

I just signed up for Twitter. Anyone recommend any good feeds to add?

stevie wonder is always smiling cuz he doesn't know he's black.

This reminds me of a funny and embarrassing experience I once had.

I just read these two jokes:

1. Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black.

2. Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

I thought they were funny. So I wanted to tell them to my dad. So I started off with the first one, and asked my dad "Why can't Stevie Wonder read?". My dad replied "I imagine he can." I was taken aback, and replied "But, he's blind." My dad replied "He probably reads braille." At this moment I felt like an idiot.

Thank you Joyrex, for reminding me of my past idiocy.