Are you a pacifist?

how bout it guy? are you a fighter? do you condone others fighting? Never ever? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

Self defense is fine but beating someone up seems a little silly

No.

You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in 'Nam of course.

im more an atlantic type of guy

i'm am, fighting is soo highschool, i got in a fight recently while high on acid and drunk, i stopped fighting as soon as i realized what was going on, then had a cig with the dude

  On 11/15/2009 at 7:18 AM, messiaen said:

im more an atlantic type of guy

beat me to it

I'm not sure if I'm a pacifist; I'll try asking my victims.

On To Thirty Six carried out one of most extreme acts of pacifism i've ever heard about. He beat himself off, and was so wary about any potential conflict that could arize over the potential gooey mess he was about to create that he hunched over and came down his own throat.

  On 11/15/2009 at 2:21 PM, Dr Clitterhaus said:

On To Thirty Six carried out one of most extreme acts of pacifism i've ever heard about. He beat himself off, and was so wary about any potential conflict that could arize over the potential gooey mess he was about to create that he hunched over and came down his own throat.

You didn't finish that thread, did you?

Synopsis: It ended in bliss, I just had to wipe down and mop the bathroom, and steam clean the four square meters of carpet just outside the bathroom, and no one was the wiser.

Oh.

Sounds like you came pretty hard. DId it ruin your orgasm knowing that you were creating one hell of a mess on the carpet and would have to clean it up? You should have just hunched over and you wouldnt have had to clean anything up. Your cock was going off like a spunky firework and you could have really relaxed and savoured the moment without having to think of the mess.

like a fucked up oilrig

  On 11/15/2009 at 2:46 PM, Dr Clitterhaus said:

Oh.

Sounds like you came pretty hard. DId it ruin your orgasm knowing that you were creating one hell of a mess on the carpet and would have to clean it up? You should have just hunched over and you wouldnt have had to clean anything up. Your cock was going off like a spunky firework and you could have really relaxed and savoured the moment without having to think of the mess.

I would have bruised my mouth.

But no, it was nothing like that. It was actually better; I imagined my wife had walked in on me right at the end, and the thought of creaming her with my own pleasure sent me into a spectacular out-of-body orgasmic experience. I was talking with Mars about the Milky Way or some shit when I realized I probably fantasized my wife pregnant.

Anyway, I thought about how she felt guilty for holding out so long, so she said she probably deserved it, and that was that.

What was this thread about? Oh, right;

I'll show YOU a pacifier!

Sounds like your dick was hard enough to dent a car at the moment of orgasm.

  On 11/15/2009 at 2:58 PM, OneToThirtySix said:

a spectacular out-of-body orgasmic experience. I was talking with Mars about the Milky Way or some shit when I realized I probably fantasized my wife pregnant

Holy shit, sounds like one of the most intense orgasms ever. You lost yourself in the moment. I think you had placenta in mind. You'll probably never have another orgasm like that, so treasure the memories.

  On 11/15/2009 at 3:06 PM, Dr Clitterhaus said:

Sounds like your dick was hard enough to dent a car at the moment of orgasm.

Did you READ that post? I think I time-traveled, too, so I'm pretty sure I ripped reality a new one.

Yeah, i'll read the thread again. I read the spoiler part of your last post and i thought it was funny you mentioned 42Orange because i've always pictured the two of together because you share Boards Of Canada sounding names. I imagined the two of you in bed together. You two seem like a pair of mean pacifists. Other double acts i have visualised are Velazquez/Salvatorin and Dolla Menu/Valued Customer.

  On 11/15/2009 at 3:16 PM, Dr Clitterhaus said:

Yeah, i'll read the thread again. I read the spoiler part of your last post and i thought it was funny you mentioned 42Orange because i've always pictured the two of together because you share Boards Of Canada sounding names. I imagined the two of you in bed together. You two seem like a pair of mean pacifists. Other double acts i have visualised are Velazquez/Salvatorin and Dolla Menu/Valued Customer.

Also funny (*just now realizes*) that the names reference the same song.

Anyway, I'm going to passively print this post and take it into the bathroom.

guys, shut the fuck up

  On 11/15/2009 at 2:17 PM, ezkerraldean said:

  On 11/15/2009 at 7:18 AM, messiaen said:

im more an atlantic type of guy

beat me to it

Antarctica you fucking idiots.

Also lol @ thread.

  On 11/15/2009 at 4:01 PM, Coalbucket PI said:

guys, shut the fuck up

This must be a "no".

I don't fight. Unless someone had me in a position in which I had to fight them, or someone's life was in danger, I wouldn't fight.

Fuck that.

I don't want to, but i may have to put you on ignore mode Clitterhaus.

I can't handle looking at Poltergeist man anymore....

:(

i got in a fight a couple months ago. I don't go looking for 'em though.

you can still see avatars on a block mode

to those of you who would only fight in self defense: whats enough to justify you fighting back? life or death situation? slap on the face? some guy throwin punches? hittin on your girlfriend?

what about politics? Same thing? Only for self defence? Pre-emptive strikes ok?