Do you roll the sleeves before...

In the event that you are primped in a long sleeve... do you, the sedulous, ever growing, ever inspiring WATMM, roll the sleeve or do you live on the rim and risk it all?

I, for whatever reason, as I found out today, roll up my sleeve... both of them, mind you. I guess I lack self confidence in that such a maneuver is a dreadful match for my motor skills and peripheral judgment... I guess there is a chance I can overshoot, my ass collapsing on my forearm leaving a meaty foot print as it surfaces. How about you WATMM?

for those of you who don't bother with text:

Get poops on my wrist? That's disgusting!

I don't roll them, I pull them. And I go back to front.

Fuck yes, I wouldn't jeopardize my beloved Star Trek cufflinks.

  On 11/18/2009 at 10:20 AM, JW Modestburns said:

Fuck yes, I wouldn't jeopardize my beloved Star Trek cufflinks.

 

I just wouldn't poop at events that would require those.

lol, god no, :wtf: :wtf:

This is ridiculous. I would just try to not shit all over myself - usually works out alright

Not only do I roll my fucking sleeves up when wearing long sleeves, I take my pants off to shit.

Yes, I fucking do.

And when that came up on Scrubs, I was fucking hysterical. I didn't know there was anyone else in the world who would even fucking conceive of that -- let alone TV writers.

  On 11/18/2009 at 10:45 AM, Great Maker ShaiHulud said:

Not only do I roll my fucking sleeves up when wearing long sleeves, I take my pants off to shit.

 

Yes, I fucking do.

 

And when that came up on Scrubs, I was fucking hysterical. I didn't know there was anyone else in the world who would even fucking conceive of that -- let alone TV writers.

They stole the idea from Seinfeld.

not necessarily above the elbow but I will make sure the sleeve is secured a few inches above the wrist

amateurs. all of you.

i remove all articles of clothing beforehand. walk into your bedroom, take off all your clothes, fold them up nicely and set them on a chair, then walk into the bathroom and do your business. then when your done, just walk back into your bedroom, put your clothes back on, and forget it ever happened

poop with my clothes on? fuck that!

many call me reckless but I tempt the poop gods with thee sleeves

if you don't roll up your sleeves when you wipe, how do you wash your hands?

on second thought, i guess if you're too disgusting and lazy to do the former, you probably don't bother with the latter.

I don't wear long-sleeved shirts.

  On 11/18/2009 at 2:05 PM, Al Hounos said:

if you don't roll up your sleeves when you wipe, how do you wash your hands?

 

on second thought, i guess if you're too disgusting and lazy to do the former, you probably don't bother with the latter.

Ive never washed anything

i roll up my trouser legs and roll back my foreskin.

that's right i have a foreskin.

I have my assistant do it so no issues for me. I'm not sure if he roles up his sleeves though. I'll have to ask him when he gets into the office.

FUCKING LOL

This entire thread is hilarious.

But much like verticalhold I have the ability to not shit all over myself therefore my sleeves don't generally require turning of any fashion.

Unless I'm wearing my star trek cufflinks.

i print out this page (http://forum.watmm.com/index.php?app=core&module=search&do=user_posts&mid=1) and wrap it around my wrists/forearms, just in case of shitspread.

does anyone wash their forearms after a shit?

lol

i don't wash my sleeves but i do apply thin layer of deodorant on my entire body before i roll up the sleeves.

i shit in the shower and stamp it down the plughole

also covers up the cheesy feet smell