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OneToThirtySix Grand Master

OneToThirtySix

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*clicks spoiler*

 

:vomit:

 

*Googles "Omnes relinquite spes, o vos intrantes"*

 

Aw, sonofa . . .

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OneToThirtySix Grand Master

OneToThirtySix

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Okay, well, surpassing the curiosity I have for anything NSFW, that is fake, isn't it? I mean, dude must have the loosest abdominal muscles in the galaxy to show like that.

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lumpenprol Grand Master

lumpenprol

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this is a higher res version than the one I used to have, thanks.

 

looks real to me, would suck to be him, and need that to get aroused.

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After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

OneToThirtySix Grand Master

OneToThirtySix

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Well, I'm not convinced it's real. The tissues between the, uh, object and the surface are too thick for something to show up that clearly, right? That, and the colon doesn't bend that way . . .

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lumpenprol Grand Master

lumpenprol

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well I've seen a few pornos in my day where the guy's cock is visibly rubbing up inside the girl's abdomen. It's all pretty malleable in there I think, it's just a sack of guts.

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After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

OneToThirtySix Grand Master

OneToThirtySix

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I'm assuming the girl was VERY skinny, like Mr. I Need Anal Stimulation From A Tree here?

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lumpenprol Grand Master

lumpenprol

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indeed kind sir, indeed...and to be fair, the phallus was generously proportioned

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After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

OneToThirtySix Grand Master

OneToThirtySix

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  On 11/25/2009 at 12:04 PM, lumpenprol said:

Scrawny bitch got banged by a hung fucker

That about right?

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lumpenprol Grand Master

lumpenprol

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I just had a hilarious incident related to this gif. I was on a flight coming back from Shanghai to SF and I opened up my laptop to do some work. I'd saved this gif to my desktop and spent a moment watching it loop hypnotically before opening Excel. A few moments later I notice a pillow is being stuffed through the space between my seat and the seat next to mine. My pillow had slipped back to the row behind when I was taking a nap earlier, so I figured they were doing a favor and passing it back to me. But then I thought about and realized they were probably trying to wedge the pillow between the seats to block the view of the horrific gif they had unfortunately glimpsed. Sure enough, when I got up to piss a few moments later I see it's a middle-aged woman behind me and she's giving me this mortified, baleful look. I go to the bathroom, get back to my seat, and resume working. About an hour goes by, and then I notice the lady is in the aisle next to me, she leans over and hisses "listen buddy, you shouldn't be looking at that sort of...stuff on a flight, there are children back here!"

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After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

Redruth Grand Master

Redruth

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that is so ill. why did i have to see that :facepalm:

 

(made my anus, rectum and colon bleed just watching)

 

 

 

thnx

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Siegecow Grand Master

Siegecow

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  On 11/27/2009 at 2:07 AM, Adjective said:

his penis tells us he''s doing it wrong

 

seriously. hes not cumming stupid hard at all

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  On 3/16/2011 at 8:14 PM, troon said:

fuck off!

OneToThirtySix Grand Master

OneToThirtySix

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  On 11/26/2009 at 7:56 PM, lumpenprol said:
then I notice the lady is in the aisle next to me, she leans over and hisses "listen buddy, you shouldn't be looking at that sort of...stuff on a flight, there are children back here!"

Was your response "Well, now one-tenth of them have an idea of what to look forward to in life."?

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dr lopez Grand Master

dr lopez

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why does he have no hair, a small flaccid penis and plastic-y skin?

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  On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said:

I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens

  

 

 

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