SR4 Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 Shit my dad says Some of my favorites: "A mule kicked Uncle Bob once. Broke his ribs. He punched it in the face.. My point? You have an ingrown fucking toenail. Stop bitching." "I like the dog. If he can't eat it, or fuck it, he pisses on it. I can get behind that." 'You don't know shit, and you're not shit. Don't take that the wrong way, that was meant to cheer you up." Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide SR4's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50865-shit-my-dad-says/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 LOL this is great. "Nobody is that important. They eat, shit, and screw, just like you. Maybe not shit like you, you got those stomach problems." Wow this one if for the guy who wouldn't blow in the breathalyzer: "Just pay the parking ticket. Don't be so outraged. You're not a freedom fighter in the civil rights movement. You double parked." Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures 백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들. Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50865-shit-my-dad-says/#findComment-1170191 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted November 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 the guys bio is hilarious in its brevity. i swear his old man is some sort of americanized roughshod buddha. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide SR4's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50865-shit-my-dad-says/#findComment-1170195 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 or its just made up. they are some classy quotes, either way. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50865-shit-my-dad-says/#findComment-1170197 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 I swear someone linked this here a month or two ago . . . Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50865-shit-my-dad-says/#findComment-1170203 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba69 Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 On 11/20/2009 at 9:42 AM, OneToThirtySix said: I swear someone linked this here a month or two ago . . . Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Bubba69's signature Hide all signatures https://intervallux.bandcamp.com/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50865-shit-my-dad-says/#findComment-1170205 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 they did Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50865-shit-my-dad-says/#findComment-1170209 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted November 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 and? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide SR4's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50865-shit-my-dad-says/#findComment-1170210 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 i dont care Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50865-shit-my-dad-says/#findComment-1170215 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 Reveal hidden contents Djussaiaen. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50865-shit-my-dad-says/#findComment-1170218 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted November 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 On 11/20/2009 at 9:56 AM, messiaen said: i dont care hence you reading this, and posting twice. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide SR4's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50865-shit-my-dad-says/#findComment-1170225 Share on other sites More sharing options...
awepittance Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 at first i read this thread as your dad uttered the phrase 'fucking lol' Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide awepittance's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50865-shit-my-dad-says/#findComment-1170230 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremymacgregor87 Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 I wish my dad was cool Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jeremymacgregor87's signature Hide all signatures profundity Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50865-shit-my-dad-says/#findComment-1170233 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted November 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 or you could just not post a response and let this thread die. do you get a blowjob at home for making posts like that? a pat on the back? a cookie? i dont understand why stating jazzband is so satisfying for everyone. On 11/20/2009 at 10:14 AM, verticalhold said: I wish my dad was cool it would be both a blessing and curse to have that man as a father. thats all i know. a great foul mouthed sage Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide SR4's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50865-shit-my-dad-says/#findComment-1170248 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 On 11/20/2009 at 9:29 AM, messiaen said: or its just made up. they are some classy quotes, either way. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50865-shit-my-dad-says/#findComment-1170344 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremymacgregor87 Posted May 23, 2010 Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 (edited) didn't see this mentioned anywhere but... : shit just got real Edited May 23, 2010 by verticalhold Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jeremymacgregor87's signature Hide all signatures profundity Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50865-shit-my-dad-says/#findComment-1332326 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chim Posted May 23, 2010 Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 On 5/23/2010 at 9:16 AM, verticalhold said: didn't see this mentioned anywhere but... : shit just got real whoa Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50865-shit-my-dad-says/#findComment-1332345 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bramsworth Posted May 23, 2010 Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 It will fail. Just watch :) Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50865-shit-my-dad-says/#findComment-1332377 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremymacgregor87 Posted May 23, 2010 Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 On 5/23/2010 at 1:11 PM, Bramsworth said: It will fail. Just watch :) probably, but it does have William Shatner Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jeremymacgregor87's signature Hide all signatures profundity Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50865-shit-my-dad-says/#findComment-1332384 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted May 23, 2010 Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 shit my shat says Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50865-shit-my-dad-says/#findComment-1332440 Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBLA Posted May 23, 2010 Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 only faggots cry jazzband. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide QBLA's signature Hide all signatures BONDING TAPES JOYFUL UNION CASSETTE BLOG ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50865-shit-my-dad-says/#findComment-1332466 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted May 23, 2010 Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 as funny as some of that shit is, I can't see it succeeding as a TV show. Like the Louis CK show - he's a fucking funny as shit comedian, but his show was meh. Every show gonna be a build-up to the one line of "shit his dad says". Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures 백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들. Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50865-shit-my-dad-says/#findComment-1332483 Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBLA Posted May 23, 2010 Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 (edited) my dad says cool stuff that verge on biggotry. i love when he talks about his own kind aswell. my dad is a "self hating puerto rican". "when i was a kid, i always wanted to be white... it seemed like the right thing to be." Edited May 23, 2010 by asymmetrical head Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide QBLA's signature Hide all signatures BONDING TAPES JOYFUL UNION CASSETTE BLOG ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50865-shit-my-dad-says/#findComment-1332487 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadows and Labyrinths Posted May 23, 2010 Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 this is amazing, thank you. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Meadows and Labyrinths's signature Hide all signatures plantre.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50865-shit-my-dad-says/#findComment-1332501 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted May 23, 2010 Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 On 11/20/2009 at 9:13 AM, Smettingham Rutherford IV said: "I like the dog. If he can't eat it, or fuck it, he pisses on it. I can get behind that." Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jules's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/50865-shit-my-dad-says/#findComment-1332548 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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