For Make Benefit Glorious Nation of WATMM

Since i always keep my promises http://forum.watmm.com/topic/50269-douchebags-of-the-united-states/page__view__findpost__p__1155514 i'm posting this.

This blog is basically THE database of Romanian douchebagery. http://cocalari.com/

Have fun with some of the wrongest people in Europe.

Cocalar = one who emulates or belongs to lowest common denominator culture.

Printzesa = literally, "princess"; female counterpart to the above.

Enjoy, and post the entries you'd like translated.

i heartily admire Balkan and East-European pikeyness. their folk music is fucking awesome, shame they listen to horrifically cheesy pop music instead.

Gorgeous fucking women.

  On 11/23/2009 at 1:00 AM, ezkerraldean said:

i heartily admire Balkan and East-European pikeyness. their folk music is fucking awesome, shame they listen to horrifically cheesy pop music instead.

Trust me dude it gets old fast.

  On 11/23/2009 at 1:01 AM, abusivegeorge said:

Gorgeous fucking women.

These aren't the even the hottest we got.

Romania: come for the food, stay for the women, start drinking cause of everything else.

  On 11/23/2009 at 1:07 AM, Lube Saibot said:

  On 11/23/2009 at 1:01 AM, abusivegeorge said:

Gorgeous fucking women.

 

These aren't the even the hottest we got.

 

Romania: come for the food, stay for the women, start drinking cause of everything else.

lol!

east europeans are pretty hot, detinitely

the girls that is

im feeling the scuter tuning...importantu.

fuck yea!!!

funny rap/dance track .. laughs occur when chick sings and at the rap half way through .. as for the content of the clip, good grief.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boSVisG0J48

  On 11/23/2009 at 1:59 AM, delet... said:

funny rap/dance track .. laughs occur when chick sings and at the rap half way through .. as for the content of the clip, good grief.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boSVisG0J48

A friend is in the process of making English subtitles to this masterpiece. I'll be sure to post that when it's done.

You seem very keen to promote romanian culture. Not that i eschew your attempt.

I'm going to cluj in march. what should I do?

  On 11/23/2009 at 4:21 AM, dr lopez said:

I'm going to cluj in march. what should I do?

Rape a hooker, get some weed, go swimming, check out the torture museum and smoke your weed at the town centre by the huge water fountains where the children dance and sing.

Are these hookers?

God the girl in the middle has edible legs.

  On 11/23/2009 at 2:24 AM, delet... said:

You seem very keen to promote romanian culture. Not that i eschew your attempt.

I'm just having a boring evening. Thought i'd see how what is to me everyday abjection would fare under the WATMM lens. Was hoping for lols.

Krisowelony is basically a local meme, and has a "so bad it's good" appeal on that level.

So does this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYYvz_CaNnM

That being said... this is not what i'd call romanian "culture". I'll do a real local culture thread if people are interested enough...

  On 11/23/2009 at 4:32 AM, abusivegeorge said:

  On 11/23/2009 at 4:21 AM, dr lopez said:

I'm going to cluj in march. what should I do?

 

Rape a hooker, get some weed, go swimming, check out the torture museum and smoke your weed at the town centre by the huge water fountains where the children dance and sing.

You should go to a McDonald's and take a trip back in time.

And if a girl with bruises comes up to you and says "Baiatu' vrei o fata?" you should say "Da."

  On 11/23/2009 at 4:45 AM, chenGOD said:

Are these hookers?

No, they're free.

You'd pay for that?!

Lol, I am not telling a girl with bruises that I want a girl. I will get another girl with bruises and loads of STD's lol.

  On 11/23/2009 at 4:59 AM, abusivegeorge said:

Lol, I am not telling a girl with bruises that I want a girl. I will get another girl with bruises and loads of STD's lol.

Abusivegeorge, you are thoroughly penetrating the mistery of my obscure language.

Surrender internet translators or intimate knowledge of said tongue post-haste!

tu vorbesti limba mea?

Oh yeah you're in Bucharest lol.

It's not my first though son.

They just look like hookers that's all.

  On 11/23/2009 at 4:56 AM, Lube Saibot said:

  On 11/23/2009 at 4:32 AM, abusivegeorge said:

  On 11/23/2009 at 4:21 AM, dr lopez said:

I'm going to cluj in march. what should I do?

 

Rape a hooker, get some weed, go swimming, check out the torture museum and smoke your weed at the town centre by the huge water fountains where the children dance and sing.

 

You should go to a McDonald's and take a trip back in time.

 

And if a girl with bruises comes up to you and says "Baiatu' vrei o fata?" you should say "Da."

 

  On 11/23/2009 at 4:45 AM, chenGOD said:

Are these hookers?

 

No, they're free.

 

You'd pay for that?!

Two out of three I would.

Da. Uau deja sunt 2 oameni pe watmm care vorbesc romana inafara de candlestickmaker si eu. Asta daca si ezkerraldean o arde pe bune sau doar stie de "labagiu".

...one of us... one of us...

Honestly I lied I was using google translate I'm sorry, I am having a bored night too.

I understand it, but I don't speak it, I understood the ezzkereldean bit, and I don't think he speaks it, I also didn't know candlestickmaker still existed here lol.

  On 11/23/2009 at 5:10 AM, Rightsidedrive said:

  On 11/23/2009 at 4:56 AM, Lube Saibot said:

  On 11/23/2009 at 4:32 AM, abusivegeorge said:

  On 11/23/2009 at 4:21 AM, dr lopez said:

I'm going to cluj in march. what should I do?

 

Rape a hooker, get some weed, go swimming, check out the torture museum and smoke your weed at the town centre by the huge water fountains where the children dance and sing.

 

You should go to a McDonald's and take a trip back in time.

 

And if a girl with bruises comes up to you and says "Baiatu' vrei o fata?" you should say "Da."

 

  On 11/23/2009 at 4:45 AM, chenGOD said:

Are these hookers?

 

No, they're free.

 

You'd pay for that?!

Two out of three I would.

Most (decent) people here are grossed out by the whole tanning salon epidemic. And the whole butterface thing. But yeah i can see why you'd hit that. But don't worry, for these kinda girls, it's as easy as owning two cellphones.