tony danza

i've got a hankering for an update on the ever-amusing life and times of tony danza.

it's been a while tony danza.

his elderly asian girlfriend killed him and dumped the body in mauna loa

Oh yeah...

Hold me closer, Tony Danza

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O80b002XT0

are we human, or are we danzas?

You're a Danza, you're not a lover.

i want to know what happened when tony found his lady taking a piss standing up

He has browsed, but never posted. I miss Tiny Dancer.

The Tony Danza Tap Dance Extravaganza

I have my own private Danza.

  On 11/30/2009 at 1:20 AM, kakapo said:

I have my own private Danza.

Danza for money, any old song will do?

come on tony don't leave me hanging.

SELF ESTEEM ++++

Master's degrees are teh hard. Almost done!

BBL!

GET IN BOBBY DAZZLER

  On 1/20/2010 at 4:52 AM, Tony Danza said:

SELF ESTEEM ++++

 

Master's degrees are teh hard. Almost done!

 

BBL!

Make sure you take a picture of your most recent haircut.

Simple haircut lately.

My hair is actually getting really thin lately so I'm thinking about proposing to my 20-year-old girlfriend or buying a sports car.

I've actually had some spare time this week because I've had a fever of 103. I'm hot-blooded. Check it and see.

I like the new picture display thingee. It's swanky.

  On 1/20/2010 at 6:41 AM, Tony Danza said:

Simple haircut lately.

 

My hair is actually getting really thin lately so I'm thinking about proposing to my 20-year-old girlfriend or buying a sports car.

 

I've actually had some spare time this week because I've had a fever of 103. I'm hot-blooded. Check it and see.

 

I like the new picture display thingee. It's swanky.

NSFW

post pics of 20 year old girlfriend please

  On 1/20/2010 at 11:24 AM, keltoi said:

post pics of 20 year old girlfriend please

I'm so nervous. You're going to Internet her!

  On 1/20/2010 at 5:14 PM, Tony Danza said:

  On 1/20/2010 at 11:24 AM, keltoi said:

post pics of 20 year old girlfriend please

 

I'm so nervous. You're going to Internet her!

Do it!

theres pussy after baldness. Trust me

That dude is her 14-year-old brother, Kenny. He's so awkward. He reminds me of me back when I was 28.

I'm glad to hear there's pussy after baldness. I'm not really worried about going bald because I've got an A+ personality, a stable career lined up, and amazing handsomeness with a humbling sense of modesty to boot.

My brother, a few years older, has committed to using Rogaine. Meh. I'm not sure if I'll go that route. I think I'll just work on clearing up my acne and ridding my face of brown blotches.

tony the new hairstyle is a great improvement.

your new girl looks cute, is she also batshit crazy?

  On 11/30/2009 at 12:56 AM, Calx Sherbet said:

The Tony Danza Tap Dance Extravaganza

the only Danza I care about

sorry guy

Asian? Didn't see that coming.

*edit*

Just Kidding.

Of course she's AzN and of course she's batshit crazy!

Later I'll tell you about the time she drank $13.50 worth of my liquor after she found pics of other chicks on my HDD. She threw up all over my bed and house, and it took me hours to get her to stop crying.

She's adorable.