I hate being single

So, I'm very drunk and I can make polls so i am/did!

I hate being single - I split up with my ex likwe 8 months ago, and its shit. Its even worse this time of year, I would nromally be planning buying xmas pressies but instead im planning getting pissed instead. drrrrrrrrrrrunnnnkkkkk!

i think there maybve a poitn to this.......

I've found g/f's to be overrated. For the time being at any rate. Sugar mommas on the other hand...

Well it would be nice to pick and choose but im a fact hunt so I dont have that whefre i can just bang girls and be like yeaaaaaaaaaaah im fucing ace me!! fuck yeaaaaaaaaah!Q!! my dick is a monster and its going to like .......do you and shit,.........yeaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!

did i mention im drunk? blargh

the occasional succubus is all i need

i've been with my old lady for over 4 years.

  On 11/30/2009 at 3:29 AM, placidburp said:

you've got a -no and a -yes but no -don't care either way option

  On 11/30/2009 at 3:39 AM, delet... said:

  On 11/30/2009 at 3:29 AM, placidburp said:

 

you've got a -no and a -yes but no -don't care either way option

wat?

oh ok right i think i can correct it......it doesnt matter though juyst fucking say god a=damnit!!

  On 11/30/2009 at 3:37 AM, placidburp said:

Well it would be nice to pick and choose but im a fact hunt so I dont have that whefre i can just bang girls and be like yeaaaaaaaaaaah im fucing ace me!! fuck yeaaaaaaaaah!Q!! my dick is a monster and its going to like .......do you and shit,.........yeaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!

me either. i was just sayin. wait wat?

funny how yes and your dog are in the lead.

there is a beautiful freedom in being single.

i feel great.

and yes i do miss the poonani, but dammit, i dont want to be all tied up just for that, and i dont do the whole hooking just for sex thing.

like mark from peep show said, we do a bunch of shit we dont enjoy just to avoid solitude. Well damn, im going to embrace solitude and fuck off world.

i miss having a warm body to hug at night. it is good for the soul.

being the analytical being that i am, i'm forced to examine how much of that is biological - after all, we're genetically hardwired to procreate therefore having a warm body to hug at night is beneficial to the species.

so in conclusion, even though i'm aware that a lot if not all of this ache is chemistry in action, it doesn't lessen my ache for a warm body to hug at night.

it is good for the soul.

well you know wot i voted for now don't you ;-]

my warm body kicks and bites, and steals most, if not all, of the blankets and bed.

join a dating site and get yo dick sucked liek 2wice a week

3rd option FTW!!!

  On 11/30/2009 at 3:45 AM, kaini said:

i miss having a warm body to hug at night. it is good for the soul.

yeah but

  On 11/30/2009 at 3:48 AM, essines said:

my warm body kicks and bites, and steals most, if not all, of the blankets and bed.

yeah.

I don't think I've ever been with a girl who could stay the fuck on her side of the bed with her own ration of blankets. Also, my last 2 snored. fuck. *hugs self*

  On 11/30/2009 at 3:42 AM, Rightsidedrive said:

Well damn, im going to embrace solitude and fuck off world.

yeah, i reckon it will get old eventually though.

  On 11/30/2009 at 3:46 AM, delet... said:

well you know wot i voted for now don't you ;-]

eye dlted my voet and vodet for u

  On 11/30/2009 at 3:48 AM, essines said:

my warm body kicks and bites, and steals most, if not all, of the blankets and bed.

i dream about your warm scandanavian beard tickling my balls. i've taken to sleeping with a large ball of discarded pubes between my legs so i can fall asleep with dreams of st. essines soon to be near.

Eww, this thread just got blue

Also, masterbate people

i wasnt on about teh sex like. i jjust miss being with someone adn knowing that they are there and loving them and having them love me back. as gay as that is. fml

  On 11/30/2009 at 4:08 AM, placidburp said:

i wasnt on about teh sex like. i jjust miss being with someone adn knowing that they are there and loving them and having them love me back. as gay as that is. fml

I knew what you meant. I was like this until something in me changed after some specific life experiences. Consequently, I'm less needy as a b/f now, which makes for a happier g/f, should I decide to rape get one.

Also, if you've been single for a bit, make sure you get some of these: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAHjDeTsmLc

complete bullshit, the socially awkward and - in places - twilight loving girls need sad, lonely, and semi-insane guys who will tolerate stinky anything in order to get some pussy. this is what the world wide internet is founded on (regardless of andrew wiles' statements - all geeks make shit to eventually get some pussy), and i don't see it changing.

  On 11/30/2009 at 4:12 AM, sneaksta303 said:

  On 11/30/2009 at 4:08 AM, placidburp said:

i wasnt on about teh sex like. i jjust miss being with someone adn knowing that they are there and loving them and having them love me back. as gay as that is. fml

 

I knew what you meant. I was like this until something in me changed after some specific life experiences. Consequently, I'm less needy as a b/f now, which makes for a happier g/f, should I decide to rape get one.

 

Also, if you've been single for a bit, make sure you get some of these: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAHjDeTsmLc

holy fuck, that ending scared the fuck out of me!!

Well anyway, I'm off to bed now. my comptrer died eyserday so I cnat even have that love of my life with me as i sleep. i miss my beautiflu computer#1! :(

wow, you are blasted

  On 11/30/2009 at 3:53 AM, sneaksta303 said:

 

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  On 11/30/2009 at 3:42 AM, Rightsidedrive said:

Well damn, im going to embrace solitude and fuck off world.

 

yeah, i reckon it will get old eventually though.

well yeah of course it will, then im gonna find a partner i dont actually like and settle, you know, have kids. maybe try and get a house. OOOr, be hardcore like my uncle Tomas, this man went stag for life, assuming he hasn't hitched as we speak, since he's like 60. Dint get old for him. One bad ass man right there.

I should add him to the IDM as fuck thread.