3 Wishes

3 Wishes

1. change your icon

2. magically have my keyboard cleaned

3. beneboi to get unbaned

Going on the normal "you can't wish for more wishes" rule, I'd wish that I knew exactly what the best 2 other wishes were, and how to express them exactly.

money

bitches

bass

Better teeth, smaller boobs, sexual magnetism.

#1 chelmsford blues explosion #1 top of the pops / pepsi network

#2 the ability to look through mrs kiplings bumhole / xray spex balaclava

#3 videotape of this mornings GMTV

-eventually living in my own house near woods

-having enough money to raise a family

-be a successful painter

1. Cure my dad's illness

2. I'd wish for everyone I know to be happy

3. Money (that's the one selfish wish I've got)

1) Three more wishes

1)1) Three more wishes

1)1)1) Three more wishes

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1)…)1) Three more wishes

1. every time troon sees a silver car he shits his pants.

2. whenever troon eats in public he ejaculates and shouts "MILK SURGE EXTREME!"

3. troon never uses bold text ever again.

the ability to teleport

perfect health

a coke

a thirteen inch penis

impotence

a wash

1) Ability to control other's thoughts

I'd sit on 2 and 3 until needed.

  On 11/30/2009 at 4:01 PM, messiaen said:

a thirteen inch penis

impotence

a wash

*13 inch dismembered penis falls from sky*

*messiaen's cock becomes flacid*

*starts raining*

world peace and end to hunger and all that shit

the ability to get royally trashed with all my mates as regularly as i wish to, with no negative affects to my wallet or my health

to be better at dodgeball

  On 11/30/2009 at 11:06 AM, solarion said:

Going on the normal "you can't wish for more wishes" rule, I'd wish that I knew exactly what the best 2 other wishes were, and how to express them exactly.

that's some jedi mind shit.

seems simple when you think about it ....still i've never heard that answer before.

2 cokes and some chips

1) that all things should be solved and healed that are in error and sick

2) that everything should become that which it truly should be

(i would save the third wish)

1. a clone of myself, so I could give myself a blow job - just to see what its like. and it wouldn't be gay if it was with myself would it?

2. naked picture of weed

3. southpark box set

in my opinion, a world where everything is perfect, solved, true, etc sounds pretty boring.

everyone would be like troon

ive been wishing that 'everything' would just be as its meant to be and truthful for ages now. get with it troon.

excellent health and physique and no hair loss or back/nose/ear hair until I die lucid and sane in my 80s while sitting in a comfy armchair

the above for everyone I like

a huge big cocaine and beer party

the possibility (1)not to die and (2)allowance to get on with solving the universe plus(3)infinity number of cigarettes

  On 11/30/2009 at 6:53 PM, Muflontillah said:

the possibility (1)not to die and (2)allowance to get on with solving the universe plus(3)infinity number of cigarettes

mmmmm enjoy your immortality racked with the pain of emphysema, chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, lung cancer, throat cancer etc etc etc