Rachel Riley (from Countdown)

I don't really watch Countdown and until yesterday I didn't realise Vorderman was no longer on it. But her replacement Rachel Riley is the cutest thing, holy shit I just want to take her home meet my mum.

Also she wears the tighest dresses! God damn. I'm loving me some Rachel Riley.

This is a thread about Rachel Riley.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjYBcpx6c6o

<3<3<3

Maybe you should have a wank and calm down son

i bet if you crawl into that butt while masturbating you'd come stupid hard.

also, the lack of burger tags in your post is very offensive in american culture.

Shes rocking that red dress

Dear Rachel Riley,

My name is Obel. You don't know me but I wanted to let you know that you are the woman I want to bear my children. Every night I think of you, I have asked the manufacturers of real dolls to create one based on you especially. Obviously I would prefer to have you locked safely in my bedroom, so please give it some thought. I am a lovely lad who likes IDM and video games. I have enclosed a sachet of dead skin so you have a piece of me.

Yours obsessively,

Obel

Also, full on LOL at some of the Youtube comments

wringerUK (1 hour ago) She is stunning - those legs - oh my god... though I'm not sure why so many of the appreciative comments here focus on her faeces.

farhannius (3 days ago) id stick my cock in her ear and brain fuck her.

bigttim1 (2 weeks ago) I'd use her shite for toothpaste her pish for a mouthwash and her pubes for dental floss she is an absolute shag

MisterDogshit (2 weeks ago) I'd use her shit as chewing tobacco - JUST on the off chance I could get a signed autograph of Jeff Sterling.

bigttim1 (2 weeks ago) I'd eat a pound of shite for a ride at her.

Hey man,

I was listening to this track when I watched the first video with her and it goes really well with her apperance

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnaQlhcFOlohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjYBcpx6c6o&feature=player_embedded

But please, don't ask me to elaborate...

Anyway, you're right! She's cute!

  On 12/2/2009 at 8:14 PM, Squee said:

Hey man,

I was listening to this track when I watched the first video with her and it goes really well with her apperance

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnaQlhcFOlohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjYBcpx6c6o&feature=player_embedded

 

But please, don't ask me to elaborate...

 

 

Anyway, you're right! She's cute!

Ah, fuck me it really does fit with the first video! The frequent cuts help.

  On 12/2/2009 at 8:20 PM, Adjective said:

lol

  On 12/2/2009 at 8:17 PM, Obel said:

  On 12/2/2009 at 8:14 PM, Squee said:

Hey man,I was listening to this track when I watched the first video with her and it goes really well with her apperancehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnaQlhcFOlohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjYBcpx6c6o&feature=player_embeddedBut please, don't ask me to elaborate...Anyway, you're right! She's cute!

Ah, fuck me it really does fit with the first video! The frequent cuts help.

http://tubedubber.com/#VjYBcpx6c6o:GnaQlhcFOlo:0:100:0:0:true

  On 12/2/2009 at 8:22 PM, Squee said:

  On 12/2/2009 at 8:20 PM, Adjective said:

 

lol!

  On 12/2/2009 at 8:42 PM, futuregirlfriend said:

  On 12/2/2009 at 8:17 PM, Obel said:

  On 12/2/2009 at 8:14 PM, Squee said:

Hey man,I was listening to this track when I watched the first video with her and it goes really well with her apperancehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnaQlhcFOlohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjYBcpx6c6o&feature=player_embeddedBut please, don't ask me to elaborate...Anyway, you're right! She's cute!

Ah, fuck me it really does fit with the first video! The frequent cuts help.

 

http://tubedubber.com/#VjYBcpx6c6o:GnaQlhcFOlo:0:100:0:0:true

No no no no no, it still needs her voice.

NOM NOM NOM

(lol)

Strangely enough I saw Kunt and the Gang tonight who penned the greatest song ever devoted to Carol Voderman, and he has now also wrote a reggae song dedicated to Rachel Riley, when I'm sober I'll attempt to find it on youtube.

suzie dent is better

  On 12/2/2009 at 8:14 PM, Squee said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnaQlhcFOlo

Dayum! Why have I never heard this guy before? His tracks are bangin!

if you're awake and in the UK, turn to channel 4

that dress is a hair's-breadth away from indecency.

rats. i don't have a tv.

no cleavage, but it ends roughly 5mm after her vagina does.

fuck, she's putting numbers up on the board and her ass is like two eggs fighting in a hanky.

edit: carol had far nicer handwriting though.

My god how have I never heard Kunt and the Gang before now? That was brilliant.

From facebook: "The world's premier supplier of songs about wanking, carol vorderman and wanking over carol vorderman!"

Excellent. Sign me up!

  On 3/8/2010 at 6:34 AM, kaini said:

no cleavage, but it ends roughly 5mm after her vagina does.

fuck, she's putting numbers up on the board and her ass is like two eggs fighting in a hanky.

edit: carol had far nicer handwriting though.

we need pics bro.

ok, hangon while i travel back in time and use my fictional tv tuner card