Blir Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 I don't really watch Countdown and until yesterday I didn't realise Vorderman was no longer on it. But her replacement Rachel Riley is the cutest thing, holy shit I just want to take her home meet my mum. Also she wears the tighest dresses! God damn. I'm loving me some Rachel Riley. This is a thread about Rachel Riley. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjYBcpx6c6o <3<3<3 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51185-rachel-riley-from-countdown/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babar Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 Maybe you should have a wank and calm down son Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51185-rachel-riley-from-countdown/#findComment-1178874 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 i bet if you crawl into that butt while masturbating you'd come stupid hard. also, the lack of burger tags in your post is very offensive in american culture. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51185-rachel-riley-from-countdown/#findComment-1178876 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 Shes rocking that red dress Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51185-rachel-riley-from-countdown/#findComment-1178878 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Blir Posted December 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 Dear Rachel Riley, My name is Obel. You don't know me but I wanted to let you know that you are the woman I want to bear my children. Every night I think of you, I have asked the manufacturers of real dolls to create one based on you especially. Obviously I would prefer to have you locked safely in my bedroom, so please give it some thought. I am a lovely lad who likes IDM and video games. I have enclosed a sachet of dead skin so you have a piece of me. Yours obsessively, Obel Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51185-rachel-riley-from-countdown/#findComment-1178895 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted December 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 Also, full on LOL at some of the Youtube comments wringerUK (1 hour ago) She is stunning - those legs - oh my god... though I'm not sure why so many of the appreciative comments here focus on her faeces. farhannius (3 days ago) id stick my cock in her ear and brain fuck her. bigttim1 (2 weeks ago) I'd use her shite for toothpaste her pish for a mouthwash and her pubes for dental floss she is an absolute shag MisterDogshit (2 weeks ago) I'd use her shit as chewing tobacco - JUST on the off chance I could get a signed autograph of Jeff Sterling. bigttim1 (2 weeks ago) I'd eat a pound of shite for a ride at her. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51185-rachel-riley-from-countdown/#findComment-1178898 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 Hey man, I was listening to this track when I watched the first video with her and it goes really well with her apperance http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnaQlhcFOlohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjYBcpx6c6o&feature=player_embedded But please, don't ask me to elaborate... Anyway, you're right! She's cute! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51185-rachel-riley-from-countdown/#findComment-1178899 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted December 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 On 12/2/2009 at 8:14 PM, Squee said: Hey man, I was listening to this track when I watched the first video with her and it goes really well with her apperance http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnaQlhcFOlohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjYBcpx6c6o&feature=player_embedded But please, don't ask me to elaborate... Anyway, you're right! She's cute! Ah, fuck me it really does fit with the first video! The frequent cuts help. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51185-rachel-riley-from-countdown/#findComment-1178907 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51185-rachel-riley-from-countdown/#findComment-1178912 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 On 12/2/2009 at 8:20 PM, Adjective said: Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51185-rachel-riley-from-countdown/#findComment-1178914 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 lol Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51185-rachel-riley-from-countdown/#findComment-1178921 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest futuregirlfriend Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 On 12/2/2009 at 8:17 PM, Obel said: On 12/2/2009 at 8:14 PM, Squee said: Hey man,I was listening to this track when I watched the first video with her and it goes really well with her apperancehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnaQlhcFOlohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjYBcpx6c6o&feature=player_embeddedBut please, don't ask me to elaborate...Anyway, you're right! She's cute!Ah, fuck me it really does fit with the first video! The frequent cuts help. http://tubedubber.com/#VjYBcpx6c6o:GnaQlhcFOlo:0:100:0:0:true Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51185-rachel-riley-from-countdown/#findComment-1178923 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 On 12/2/2009 at 8:22 PM, Squee said: On 12/2/2009 at 8:20 PM, Adjective said: lol! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51185-rachel-riley-from-countdown/#findComment-1178928 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 On 12/2/2009 at 8:42 PM, futuregirlfriend said: On 12/2/2009 at 8:17 PM, Obel said: On 12/2/2009 at 8:14 PM, Squee said: Hey man,I was listening to this track when I watched the first video with her and it goes really well with her apperancehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnaQlhcFOlohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjYBcpx6c6o&feature=player_embeddedBut please, don't ask me to elaborate...Anyway, you're right! She's cute!Ah, fuck me it really does fit with the first video! The frequent cuts help. http://tubedubber.com/#VjYBcpx6c6o:GnaQlhcFOlo:0:100:0:0:true No no no no no, it still needs her voice. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51185-rachel-riley-from-countdown/#findComment-1178933 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 (edited) NOM NOM NOM (lol) Edited December 2, 2009 by kaini Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51185-rachel-riley-from-countdown/#findComment-1178939 Share on other sites More sharing options...
tec Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 Strangely enough I saw Kunt and the Gang tonight who penned the greatest song ever devoted to Carol Voderman, and he has now also wrote a reggae song dedicated to Rachel Riley, when I'm sober I'll attempt to find it on youtube. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide tec's signature Hide all signatures "They're about guns, lasers, robots with laser guns in space. Monsters from the future. Explosions. Sylvester Stallone doing a backflip on top of a spike while Robocop carries a ghost up a mountain. Bombs and swords and that... IDM is awesome." Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51185-rachel-riley-from-countdown/#findComment-1179133 Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 suzie dent is better Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51185-rachel-riley-from-countdown/#findComment-1179174 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 On 12/2/2009 at 8:14 PM, Squee said: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnaQlhcFOlo Dayum! Why have I never heard this guy before? His tracks are bangin! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51185-rachel-riley-from-countdown/#findComment-1179679 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted March 8, 2010 Report Share Posted March 8, 2010 if you're awake and in the UK, turn to channel 4 that dress is a hair's-breadth away from indecency. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51185-rachel-riley-from-countdown/#findComment-1263827 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest futuregirlfriend Posted March 8, 2010 Report Share Posted March 8, 2010 rats. i don't have a tv. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51185-rachel-riley-from-countdown/#findComment-1263831 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted March 8, 2010 Report Share Posted March 8, 2010 (edited) no cleavage, but it ends roughly 5mm after her vagina does. fuck, she's putting numbers up on the board and her ass is like two eggs fighting in a hanky. edit: carol had far nicer handwriting though. Edited March 8, 2010 by kaini Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51185-rachel-riley-from-countdown/#findComment-1263833 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted March 8, 2010 Report Share Posted March 8, 2010 My god how have I never heard Kunt and the Gang before now? That was brilliant. From facebook: "The world's premier supplier of songs about wanking, carol vorderman and wanking over carol vorderman!" Excellent. Sign me up! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures 백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들. Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51185-rachel-riley-from-countdown/#findComment-1263845 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted March 8, 2010 Report Share Posted March 8, 2010 On 3/8/2010 at 6:34 AM, kaini said: no cleavage, but it ends roughly 5mm after her vagina does. fuck, she's putting numbers up on the board and her ass is like two eggs fighting in a hanky. edit: carol had far nicer handwriting though. we need pics bro. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51185-rachel-riley-from-countdown/#findComment-1263901 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted March 8, 2010 Report Share Posted March 8, 2010 ok, hangon while i travel back in time and use my fictional tv tuner card Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51185-rachel-riley-from-countdown/#findComment-1263902 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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