Tiger Woods - Busted!

I guess it finally dawned on him and his genius wife their accident story wasn't gonna hold up for shit. Of course leaving messages on your side action's voicemail wasn't too brilliant either.

http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/pga/news?slug=ap-tigerwoods&prov=ap&type=lgns

Bogey!

I bet his wife is really tee'd off.

For 31 months he redefined the term Hole-In-One

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/02/tiger-woods-voicemail-aud_n_376692.html

"take your name off your phone?"

huh? Why would taking her name off her own phone make any sense?

lol

and hell yeah i'd hit it

With a cinderblock

seriously though, look at her. how could he not know she would totally be the type to keep copies of every message and text he ever sent her.

lol

"You're not going to blackmail me, right? No? Good stuff."

this is so embarrassing for tiger. The media really dug deep this time.

I don't feel a bit sorry for him. If he is man enough to do it then he is man enough to deal with the reactions and aftermath.

If he was man enough to not keep it a secret then why would he have kept it a secret?

  On 12/2/2009 at 9:37 PM, LOL Alzado said:

seriously though, look at her. how could he not know she would totally be the type to keep copies of every message and text he ever sent her.

Yea that pretty much covers every young women in Vegas, and a lot of the dudes too. :P

since he is a billionaire, he should have one of those mind eraser thingys from men in black

Tiger Woods

she's.... ugly....

  On 12/3/2009 at 12:48 AM, jules said:

since he is a billionaire, he should have one of those mind eraser thingys from men in black

i always thought he looked a bit sleazy about the eyes, the glazed look. I know because I look that way myself!

  On 12/3/2009 at 3:59 AM, Al Hounos said:

she's.... butters....

  On 12/3/2009 at 12:46 PM, lumpenprol said:

i always thought he looked a bit sleazy about the eyes, the glazed look. I know because I look that way myself!

Aw, don't be so hard on yourself. You look lovely. A girl would be lucky to have you.

Nice job you did there, Tiger!

sand ... trap ...

should've been more cautious on the back 9

  On 12/3/2009 at 5:11 PM, xxx said:

Then again, I also don't have the "more money than God" thing going for me either.

Or the media inflating your ego like a parade float

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i5FlC1MpkE

chinese news reports > pixar

  On 12/3/2009 at 9:13 PM, data said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i5FlC1MpkE

 

chinese news reports > pixar

OMFLol

Lumpy, did you make this!?