leaving a turdsnake on your boss's chair

pro: leaves no ambiguity as to your personal feelings

con: may complicate office relationships

i've seen your boss on the back of the phonebook. do it.

Pro: rectal relief

Con:

Pro: Saves written notice of resignation

Con: Possible lawsuit

pro: lol

con: fired

pros: you can film it (with macro zoom on his arse as it squishes the turd like a warm, wet 'fuck you') with a good enough camera.

you could stick it on youtube or apply for an arts scholarship on the back of it.

cons: you'll get sacked. if your camera isn't up to it, your art film could be disappointing.

also recession + arts degree = burger king.

Pro: The turdsnake might bite your boss’s butt, injecting its lethal chocolatey venom into his rosy cheeks and leaving him lieing in his office transfixed until his venes are clogged with faeces, which send him into cardiac arrest.

Con: Your boss might grab your neck and rub your face into your own mess like the stupid dog that you are. Bad boy

what if he takes it the wrong way and asks you out on a date?

  On 12/5/2009 at 2:48 AM, hahathhat said:

what if he takes it the wrong way and asks you out on a date?

Pro: Loads of fun.

(Con only applicable if you have a compulsion to sign your work.)

turdsnake

con: you get fired.

pro: you collect unemployment

  On 12/5/2009 at 3:53 AM, Capsaicin said:

  On 12/5/2009 at 2:48 AM, hahathhat said:

what if he takes it the wrong way and asks you out on a date?

))<>(( - all pro baby