Guest Fishtank Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 (edited) from: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6560971/Man-uses-remote-to-control-his-bionic-bottom.html Quote Mr Galvin suffered massive internal injuries and had to be fitted with a colostomy bag until surgeons at the Royal London Hospital could perform the complex operation to rebuild his bottom. The medical team took a muscle from above his knee, wrapped it around his sphincter, and then attached electrodes to the nerves. These are now operated by a palm-sized remote control that he carries in his pocket. “It’s like a chubby little mobile phone,” he said. “You switch it on and off, just like switching on the TV. yes, no more constipation ...I search'd and no one posted Edited December 5, 2009 by Fishtank Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51278-robo-rectum/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rightsidedrive Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 Quintessential watmm topic right here. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51278-robo-rectum/#findComment-1181149 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ivan Lennovitz Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 “The operation changed my life and gave me back my pride and confidence. Because of the remote control I can lead a normal life again.” LOL Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51278-robo-rectum/#findComment-1181150 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 Remote control anus with two channels: Hold It, and Bowel Movement. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51278-robo-rectum/#findComment-1181161 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 technobum Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51278-robo-rectum/#findComment-1181216 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 ELIMINATOR Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51278-robo-rectum/#findComment-1181225 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ivan Lennovitz Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 Gogo gadget defecate Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51278-robo-rectum/#findComment-1181239 Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 lol, no words Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51278-robo-rectum/#findComment-1181246 Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 (edited) yair totally ;-] .. they should miniaturize the gadget to smaller than a mobile phone though .. to more the the size of a garage or car door opener ... "Baby your arse is so tight." "hang on love, BEEP Bip" "Now it's flashing at me! Is that right." Edited December 5, 2009 by delet... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures A member of the non sequitairiate. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51278-robo-rectum/#findComment-1181251 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 On 12/5/2009 at 5:50 PM, ezkerraldean said: technobum arsetronica Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51278-robo-rectum/#findComment-1181257 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest countchocula Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 How funny would it be if this guy was your mate and every time you had a mash up and he passed out you flipped the switch to make him shit his briefs....... not very funny, I am an asshole. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51278-robo-rectum/#findComment-1181258 Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 Whole new territory for hackers Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51278-robo-rectum/#findComment-1181262 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 "hehehe got your remote" "now give that back you silly hoolig- *burrrrffff splat*" Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51278-robo-rectum/#findComment-1181302 Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnix Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 On 12/5/2009 at 8:23 PM, Capsaicin said: "hehehe got your remote" "now give that back you silly hoolig- *burrrrffff splat*" lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51278-robo-rectum/#findComment-1181360 Share on other sites More sharing options...
awesomeperson Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 d-pants Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51278-robo-rectum/#findComment-1181365 Share on other sites More sharing options...
goffer Posted December 6, 2009 Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 one remote you don't want to lose to a couch cushion. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide goffer's signature Hide all signatures PHOTOS Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51278-robo-rectum/#findComment-1181542 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted December 6, 2009 Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 haha, I know of a few people including myself whom it would benefit to be able to switch ones bum on and off. I wonder if Mel Gibson has an electroid rear Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide AJW's signature Hide all signatures foods in the tone of 'go to the fuckin store' patayda chips apple cracker thangies carrots in brown paper bag Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51278-robo-rectum/#findComment-1181556 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted December 6, 2009 Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51278-robo-rectum/#findComment-1181576 Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted December 6, 2009 Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 best thread Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51278-robo-rectum/#findComment-1181600 Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted December 6, 2009 Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 heh Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures A member of the non sequitairiate. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51278-robo-rectum/#findComment-1181659 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted December 6, 2009 Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 what if you modified it to fire at like 200 mph? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51278-robo-rectum/#findComment-1181721 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted December 6, 2009 Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 Oh lol, this is great news. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51278-robo-rectum/#findComment-1181725 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fishtank Posted December 6, 2009 Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 "CHANGE THE CHANNEL" burrrlappp "WRONG REMOTE ASSHOLE" Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51278-robo-rectum/#findComment-1181761 Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted December 6, 2009 Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 lololo. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51278-robo-rectum/#findComment-1181928 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ivan Lennovitz Posted December 6, 2009 Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 *joke including remote control, resulting in man pooping uncontrollably* Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51278-robo-rectum/#findComment-1181956 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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