Robo Rectum

from: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6560971/Man-uses-remote-to-control-his-bionic-bottom.html

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Mr Galvin suffered massive internal injuries and had to be fitted with a colostomy bag until surgeons at the Royal London Hospital could perform the complex operation to rebuild his bottom.

 

The medical team took a muscle from above his knee, wrapped it around his sphincter, and then attached electrodes to the nerves.

 

These are now operated by a palm-sized remote control that he carries in his pocket.

 

“It’s like a chubby little mobile phone,” he said. “You switch it on and off, just like switching on the TV.

yes, no more constipation

...I search'd and no one posted

Quintessential watmm topic right here.

“The operation changed my life and gave me back my pride and confidence. Because of the remote control I can lead a normal life again.”

LOL

Remote control anus with two channels: Hold It, and Bowel Movement.

technobum

ELIMINATOR

Gogo gadget defecate

lol, no words

yair totally ;-] .. they should miniaturize the gadget to smaller than a mobile phone though .. to more the the size of a garage or car door opener ... "Baby your arse is so tight." "hang on love, BEEP Bip" "Now it's flashing at me! Is that right."

  On 12/5/2009 at 5:50 PM, ezkerraldean said:

technobum

arsetronica

How funny would it be if this guy was your mate and every time you had a mash up and he passed out you flipped the switch to make him shit his briefs....... not very funny, I am an asshole.

Whole new territory for hackers

"hehehe got your remote"

"now give that back you silly hoolig- *burrrrffff splat*"

  On 12/5/2009 at 8:23 PM, Capsaicin said:

"hehehe got your remote"

"now give that back you silly hoolig- *burrrrffff splat*"

lol

d-pants

one remote you don't want to lose to a couch cushion.

haha, I know of a few people including myself whom it would benefit to be able to switch ones bum on and off.

I wonder if Mel Gibson has an electroid rear

best thread

heh

what if you modified it to fire at like 200 mph?

Oh lol, this is great news.

"CHANGE THE CHANNEL" burrrlappp

"WRONG REMOTE ASSHOLE"

lololo.

*joke including remote control, resulting in man pooping uncontrollably*