Henry The Hoover

This was recently brought to my attention and it is the most amazing thing I have ever seen. We don't have this sort of thing in Canada, this is a UK product as I understand it. Apparently it's a fairly common product too. To me this epitomizes the British attitude. THANK YOU BRITAIN!!!! IDM and now this????

All Canadian/American products are cold, sterile and robotic. This vacuum, or hoover I guess, has a genuine sort of look to it. Like if it told you something you would have no reason to doubt it. Canadian products never have happy faces on them.

in before jazzband.

yesss

standard issue in halls of residence. i've used and abused Henrys countless times, threw one out of a 3rd storey window once. also had to clean tonnes of rooms with them while working for halls of residence. their automatically retracting leads and swivelling wheels make them far superior to any other vacuum cleaners i have used.

i didn't know they were British though lol

  On 12/10/2009 at 11:39 PM, Jimbob said:

in before jazzband.

 

 

yesss

I don't care if it's jazzband, this shit must be heard by the masses!

Best fucking Vacuum cleaners in the world. This is basically what Britain does it just smiles at life. Sometimes this is great and sometimes this is wtf, we're all going to die stop fucking smiling.

Holy shit best 10,000th post ever.

holy shit boy you just broke 10,000

I knew it would be the ol' chap henry, he does nothing but spread cheer!

i wouldn't trust that shop vac at all. look at those shifty eyes and that mischievous grin. it's up to no good, man.

  On 12/10/2009 at 11:54 PM, abusivegeorge said:

This is basically what Britain does it just smiles at life.

what the fuck are you talking about?

i disagree this is a very good thing but the sheep teddy from the cover of the orb live 93 is the best thing ever

  On 12/11/2009 at 12:03 AM, Coalbucket PI said:

  On 12/10/2009 at 11:54 PM, abusivegeorge said:

This is basically what Britain does it just smiles at life.

what the fuck are you talking about?

Britain is extremely naive is the point I was trying to make.

Naive I can work with. If you think britain is an excessively cheerful nation you're not watching Jeremy Kyle enough. Which is true of everyone because he's not on telly enough.

  On 12/11/2009 at 12:23 AM, Coalbucket PI said:

Naive I can work with. If you think britain is an excessively cheerful nation you're not watching Jeremy Kyle enough. Which is true of everyone because he's not on telly enough.

Lol, dear God no Britain is not a fucking cheerful nation. Purely a dig a naivetiy

No you guys are wrong british ppl are cheerful. You can tell by the accents

  On 12/11/2009 at 12:45 AM, thehauntingsoul said:

No you guys are wrong british ppl are cheerful. You can tell by the accents

Bend over while I put on this rubber cock and fuck you.

*salutes* Aye-aye capitain!

even henry can't escape scandal

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article868092.ece

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A HOSPITAL builder has been sacked after being caught having sex with a Henry the hoover.

 

The Polish contractor – who was supposed to be locking up the site – was found naked and on his knees with the smiling cleaner in the staff canteen.

 

A horrified security guard at Great Ormond Street Children’s Hospital told him to “clean himself and the hoover” before kicking him out.

 

The shameless builder later told bosses he was vacuuming his underwear – “a common practice in Poland”.

 

His firm were refurbishing admin offices 100 yards from the hospital in central London.

 

An insider said: “The guard who found him said he was groaning louder than the hoover.”

 

HG Construction, based in Hitchin, Herts, said: “That behaviour is not acceptable, though it gave a few people a laugh.”

 

Comic Russell Brand, 32, has also admitted to a session with a vacuum when he was 14.

 

 

He said: “I saw Henry sat there, he was looking at me. Now whenever I hear that name, I have a guilty little smile.”

 

Last year Chris Donald admitted bonking CARS in the West Country, and Karl Watkins used to romp with PAVEMENTS in Redditch, Worcs.

 

i'd fuck the smile from henry's face.

Lol chax yeah that article was also brought to my attention and I figured one of you guys would bring it up here so I didn't bother looking for it

  On 12/11/2009 at 4:21 AM, chax said:

“clean himself and the hoover”

lol

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And in 1993, Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs.

How is this even possible?

sexist thread

what about hetty?

you sick fuck.

  On 12/11/2009 at 7:31 PM, LUDD said:

sexist thread

 

what about hetty?

 

that is kind of funny because among one (admittedly lame) social circle hetty is slang for hip or cool