itt: ways to show your appreciation to someone special

1. start a beekeeping club!
   paleolithic bake sale!
   b.y.o.m.!
   

Buy your own mum?

  On 12/12/2009 at 4:32 AM, abusivegeorge said:

Buy your own mum?

bring your own MOUSE! because they're cute and you can hold them

cook them roasted peppers stuffed with risotto and chicken breasts in a french mushroom and onion sauce.

  On 12/12/2009 at 4:32 AM, IRARI said:

  On 12/12/2009 at 4:32 AM, abusivegeorge said:

Buy your own mum?

 

bring your own MOUSE! because they're cute and you can hold them

I see, this is very affectionate.

carpet weaving

cum on her face

edit: while at the bus stop

rape

murder

Tip them

pat them on the head

massage their children's groins

buy them a ticket to be in the audience of deal or no deal. every day, for a year.

edit: with ebola.

Christian Side Hug

shit down their spine

painstakingly construct a bouquet of flowers out of crete paper, then burn it, snort the ashes, sneeze in their face.

eat their pet goldfish, then microwave their shoes.

put a finger up their bum and make them cum stupid hard

  On 12/12/2009 at 2:53 PM, Coalbucket PI said:

pat them on the head

yes! how many times!

fart continuously while you're at their place

Break into their house when they are not home and hang up posters that don't belong to them

  On 12/13/2009 at 3:04 AM, thehauntingsoul said:

Break into their house when they are not home and hang up posters that don't belong to them

also, rearrange all the furniture so that the room looks like it's rotated 90 degrees clockwise

  On 12/13/2009 at 3:20 AM, kaini said:

  On 12/13/2009 at 3:04 AM, thehauntingsoul said:

Break into their house when they are not home and hang up posters that don't belong to them

 

also, rearrange all the furniture so that the room looks like it's rotated 90 degrees clockwise

irl lol

  On 12/13/2009 at 3:20 AM, kaini said:

  On 12/13/2009 at 3:04 AM, thehauntingsoul said:

Break into their house when they are not home and hang up posters that don't belong to them

 

also, rearrange all the furniture so that the room looks like it's rotated 90 degrees clockwise

microwave their banana

  On 12/13/2009 at 4:10 AM, Super lurker ultra V12 said:

  On 12/13/2009 at 3:20 AM, kaini said:

  On 12/13/2009 at 3:04 AM, thehauntingsoul said:

Break into their house when they are not home and hang up posters that don't belong to them

 

also, rearrange all the furniture so that the room looks like it's rotated 90 degrees clockwise

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