Poo thread

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191

WATMM has to read this guy's anecdote!

jesus christ

this isn't real. an asian girl would have been all over that.

I have never met anyone so dependent on peeing in bottles. In fact I don't think I know anyone who prefers to pee in bottles.

This wasn't just bad luck, this guy made several bad decisions in a row.

Terrible for him there. But goddamn funny. I bet he'll be laughing his ass off about all this, when he gets over it in some 25-30 years!

  On 12/14/2009 at 12:04 AM, Arc2 said:

I have never met anyone so dependent on peeing in bottles. In fact I don't think I know anyone who prefers to pee in bottles.

 

This wasn't just bad luck, this guy made several bad decisions in a row.

you have to watch trailer park boys

That was hilarious... the ms paints! I'm going to try to believe this actually happened

I was that asian girl

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All of this could have ****ing been prevented if I had just brought my goddamn pee bottles!!!

Or, if you weren't a mental.

faek, but i lol'd hard!

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o rly

i always thought that was just a watmm thing!

  On 12/14/2009 at 1:02 AM, asymmetrical head said:

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o rly

 

i always thought that was just a watmm thing!

Fake, but I lol'd.

If he was skilled enough he could have shat in the toilet and aimed his dick so that he pissed in the bath.

But still

  On 12/14/2009 at 1:51 AM, xxx said:

Had a similar shakedown that I chronicled with pictures on WATMM but I can't remember the thread name. In my case, there was no deliberation--shit blasted the back of the toilet and piss soaked the floor in front. No negotiation.

I remember that thread man! You had shit all the way up on your wall!

i instantly knew it was going to be epic as soon as I saw bodybuilding.com

It was funny, but jeeze, such incompetence.

LOL

I LOL'd through out, good read!

this makes me remember the similarly ms-paint documented instance where the guy was at a party and he gets drunk and stoned and goes to the bathroom and jerks off and then gets diarrhea and pisses everytwhere and then vomits

i lolled

ditto

  On 12/14/2009 at 7:11 AM, Salvatorin said:

this makes me remember the similarly ms-paint documented instance where the guy was at a party and he gets drunk and stoned and goes to the bathroom and jerks off and then gets diarrhea and pisses everytwhere and then vomits

This. I think it was posted on SA.

saw this on a car forum

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Was out with a friend of mine, and I had just gone to the bathroom a minute or two prior. Sitting there at the table eating...*silent fart*...oh **** (literally). Problem was, I couldn't just get up and go to the bathroom because I had just been in there. So I had to sit there stewing in my own **** for 5-10 mins before I could head back to the bathroom.

 

But on the plus side her parents own the restaurant so we just ordered two of everything and just tipped well.

I think I would have the decency to go back to the bathroom

So many bad poo storys that could be so easily avoided by not being so retarded.