Dr Clitterhaus

Who is this Clitterhaus character? Where did he attend medical school? Is he even a licensed physician? Is his av a picture of his most recent patient? My mind fills with questions like these and more when I gaze upon the glistening words of every perfect post he makes.

Clearly he surpasses every other watmmer in every single way, imaginable and unimaginable. Thank god he is here to hand down his pearls of judgment and correct us in our wrong ways. Thank the lord he did not instead resort to patronizing us about our posts which are clearly all 100% crap.

I, for one, am convinced that he is the second coming of Christ and that our world is a much better place now that he is here to fix all of the problems.

  On 12/15/2009 at 11:57 PM, placidburp said:

I'm going to assume that facepalm was in the context of you realizing that your life is a fraud and that the Doc is our heavenly savior.

his name sounds like the word clitoris

lol

oh boy

he shits on other people because he has nothing else in his life

a gentleman and a scholar

At first i hated the dude, but he's really stepped up his game lately

True, he is both a gentleman and a scholar. We are lucky he has decided to grace the valley of watmm with his presence. May his mere gaze bring forth the bounties of the earth so we may prosper as god intended. Let his bellow of truth be heard across the entire board, echoing justice between the walls that seperate Gen Ban from EKT!

pussy by name...

i think you should look in your heart and follow that

I'm glad I was here to see the trainwreck that is this thread. My rubber-necking quotient is filled. I thought gory threads such as these had to be labeled NSFW.

  On 12/15/2009 at 11:56 PM, thehauntingsoul said:

Who is this Clitterhaus character? Where did he attend medical school? Is he even a licensed physician? Is his av a picture of his most recent patient? My mind fills with questions like these and more when I gaze upon the glistening words of every perfect post he makes.

 

Clearly he surpasses every other watmmer in every single way, imaginable and unimaginable. Thank god he is here to hand down his pearls of judgment and correct us in our wrong ways...

Loving the strategic use of adjectives.

'pearls' is a noun

True! Good thing I'm not an English teacher! Nor a doctor!

  On 12/16/2009 at 1:11 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

pearl can be an adjective though right?

I'm surprised he hasn't posted in here. Also my OP was a wheelbarrow full of sarcasm in case you guys didn't notice

Clitterhaus = Ratings

  On 12/16/2009 at 1:35 AM, thehauntingsoul said:

I'm surprised he hasn't posted in here. Also my OP was a wheelbarrow full of sarcasm in case you guys didn't notice

we know exactly what it was.

I actually enjoy his posts.

sure he's a bit of a cunt but everyone is around here and most are less open about it.

also I always get a lol out of Clitterhaus = ratings

Theocide was more of a classic troll but Clitterhaus takes on a new type of internet persona, that of a rattlesnake hiding in the dry grass. I think i prefer the latter