staring at boobs good for men's health

stare at boobs for longer life: study

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Stare at boobs for longer life: Study

by Neharika Sabharwal - December 6, 2009

Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.

 

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.

 

She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."

 

A five-year research on 500 men

Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.

 

At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery disease.

 

Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation

The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.

 

Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.

 

"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."

 

In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.

 

The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine.

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First masturbation helps reduce prostate cancer, now this? Like just keep getting better for penises.

  On 12/16/2009 at 7:25 PM, Rubin Farr said:

First masturbation helps reduce prostate cancer, now this? Like just keep getting better for penises.

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here knock yourself oot...

  On 12/16/2009 at 6:31 AM, LOL Alzado said:

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  On 12/16/2009 at 7:33 PM, Plum said:

here knock yourself oot...

 

  On 12/16/2009 at 6:31 AM, LOL Alzado said:

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those are sagbags, not boobs

  On 12/16/2009 at 7:34 PM, IRARI said:

  On 12/16/2009 at 7:33 PM, Plum said:

here knock yourself oot...

 

  On 12/16/2009 at 6:31 AM, LOL Alzado said:

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those are sagbags, not boobs

quit whining and take your medicine.

  On 12/16/2009 at 7:39 PM, Plum said:

  On 12/16/2009 at 7:34 PM, IRARI said:

  On 12/16/2009 at 7:33 PM, Plum said:

here knock yourself oot...

 

  On 12/16/2009 at 6:31 AM, LOL Alzado said:

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those are sagbags, not boobs

 

quit whining and take your medicine.

no milk will ever be our milk

  On 12/16/2009 at 7:03 PM, Joyrex said:

What happens though to guys who get caught looking at boobies by their wives/girlfriends - stressful as hell, I tell ya.

tell her you could have died because you had to look at boobs and her back was turned before you noticed she turned around for you to look at her boobs and show her that article.

after reading that article i did some research in the future and soon there will be a side screen you can look at with these vr glasses i made where all you see are boobs and on the other side is a invincability meter showing you when you need to look at the boobs side.

fake.

i stared at a boobie once and got an ulcer on my eyeball.

  On 12/16/2009 at 7:33 PM, Plum said:

here knock yourself oot...

 

  On 12/16/2009 at 6:31 AM, LOL Alzado said:

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Does she have the word "pervert" scratched into her chest?

  On 12/16/2009 at 7:54 PM, Squee said:

  On 12/16/2009 at 7:33 PM, Plum said:

here knock yourself oot...

 

  On 12/16/2009 at 6:31 AM, LOL Alzado said:

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Does she have the word "pervert" scratched into her chest?

no, it says "privet". she loves bush!

  On 12/16/2009 at 7:56 PM, Plum said:

  On 12/16/2009 at 7:54 PM, Squee said:

  On 12/16/2009 at 7:33 PM, Plum said:

here knock yourself oot...

 

  On 12/16/2009 at 6:31 AM, LOL Alzado said:

expletive deleted

 

Does she have the word "pervert" scratched into her chest?

 

no, it says "privet". she loves bush!

i think it says "rembrandt"

If staring at tits really is healthy, I think petr made the whole forum immune from every kind of disease.

  On 12/16/2009 at 9:07 PM, Joyrex said:

  On 12/16/2009 at 7:49 PM, chaosmachine said:

fake.

 

Good point - does it matter if they are real, or fake boobs?

 

If fake ones work, would it be considered a titcebo effect?

Then you might aswell stand and stare and a mannequins breasts. Fake don't work!

  On 12/16/2009 at 10:26 PM, AJW said:

  On 12/16/2009 at 9:07 PM, Joyrex said:

  On 12/16/2009 at 7:49 PM, chaosmachine said:

fake.

 

Good point - does it matter if they are real, or fake boobs?

 

If fake ones work, would it be considered a titcebo effect?

 

Then you might aswell stand and stare and a mannequins breasts. Fake don't work!

the article doesn't state so but according to my own private research bouncier is better

  On 12/16/2009 at 10:33 PM, xxx said:

For 10 minutes? That's awhile if you think about it. Stare at a blank spot in your wall for 10 minutes. After about 2 minutes, I have to either stop looking at tits or go wank to some porn

my expert opinion is that you can jiggle your nutsack while you look, i'll draft a letter to the editor

http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/medical/a/ogling_breasts.htm

Guys, it's totally faek.

But, even though there was never a study, that doesn't necessarily mean that the conclusion of the study is wrong. In fact, it could be that ogling women's breasts is even more important than this fake study claimed it was.

*jumps into car through open window and races to the nice tits thread*

  On 12/16/2009 at 7:03 PM, Joyrex said:

What happens though to guys who get caught looking at boobies by their wives/girlfriends - stressful as hell, I tell ya.

That's what you get if your relationship is too conservative.

  On 12/16/2009 at 11:29 PM, Glass Plate said:

  On 12/16/2009 at 7:03 PM, Joyrex said:

What happens though to guys who get caught looking at boobies by their wives/girlfriends - stressful as hell, I tell ya.

That's what you get if your relationship is too conservative.

Glass Plate get away from here grown folks talkin'

had a very asexual last 6 or so days and reading this thread reminded me that I needed to fap as it is good for my health

  On 12/16/2009 at 11:07 PM, Root5 said:

http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/medical/a/ogling_breasts.htm

 

Guys, it's totally faek.

Yep, there is no Dr. Karen Weatherby. Do a google search.

  On 12/16/2009 at 7:28 PM, IRARI said:

 

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motorbating?

  On 12/17/2009 at 12:47 AM, eichel said:

  On 12/16/2009 at 7:28 PM, IRARI said:

 

motorbating cures swine flu

 

motorbating?

yep. riding on a two person jetski by yourself. getting caught. being embarrassed. doing it again later anyway.