Guest IRARI Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 stare at boobs for longer life: study Quote Stare at boobs for longer life: Studyby Neharika Sabharwal - December 6, 2009 Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy. According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years. She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out." A five-year research on 500 men Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so. At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery disease. Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health. Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy. "Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years." In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes. The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51594-staring-at-boobs-good-for-mens-health/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 cha ching Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51594-staring-at-boobs-good-for-mens-health/#findComment-1189589 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubin Farr Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 First masturbation helps reduce prostate cancer, now this? Like just keep getting better for penises. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Positive Metal Attitude Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51594-staring-at-boobs-good-for-mens-health/#findComment-1189609 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 On 12/16/2009 at 7:25 PM, Rubin Farr said: First masturbation helps reduce prostate cancer, now this? Like just keep getting better for penises. motorboating cures swine flu Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51594-staring-at-boobs-good-for-mens-health/#findComment-1189613 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 (edited) here knock yourself oot... On 12/16/2009 at 6:31 AM, LOL Alzado said: NSFW Reveal hidden contents Edited December 16, 2009 by Joyrex Goddammit, Plum! Use Spoilers (yuck) Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Plum's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51594-staring-at-boobs-good-for-mens-health/#findComment-1189620 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 On 12/16/2009 at 7:33 PM, Plum said: here knock yourself oot... On 12/16/2009 at 6:31 AM, LOL Alzado said: expletive deleted those are sagbags, not boobs Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51594-staring-at-boobs-good-for-mens-health/#findComment-1189622 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 On 12/16/2009 at 7:34 PM, IRARI said: On 12/16/2009 at 7:33 PM, Plum said: here knock yourself oot... On 12/16/2009 at 6:31 AM, LOL Alzado said: expletive deleted those are sagbags, not boobs quit whining and take your medicine. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Plum's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51594-staring-at-boobs-good-for-mens-health/#findComment-1189626 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 On 12/16/2009 at 7:39 PM, Plum said: On 12/16/2009 at 7:34 PM, IRARI said: On 12/16/2009 at 7:33 PM, Plum said: here knock yourself oot... On 12/16/2009 at 6:31 AM, LOL Alzado said: expletive deleted those are sagbags, not boobs quit whining and take your medicine. no milk will ever be our milk Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51594-staring-at-boobs-good-for-mens-health/#findComment-1189628 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dls Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 On 12/16/2009 at 7:03 PM, Joyrex said: What happens though to guys who get caught looking at boobies by their wives/girlfriends - stressful as hell, I tell ya. tell her you could have died because you had to look at boobs and her back was turned before you noticed she turned around for you to look at her boobs and show her that article. after reading that article i did some research in the future and soon there will be a side screen you can look at with these vr glasses i made where all you see are boobs and on the other side is a invincability meter showing you when you need to look at the boobs side. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51594-staring-at-boobs-good-for-mens-health/#findComment-1189631 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosmachine Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 fake. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures WATMM Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51594-staring-at-boobs-good-for-mens-health/#findComment-1189634 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 i stared at a boobie once and got an ulcer on my eyeball. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Plum's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51594-staring-at-boobs-good-for-mens-health/#findComment-1189635 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 On 12/16/2009 at 7:33 PM, Plum said: here knock yourself oot... On 12/16/2009 at 6:31 AM, LOL Alzado said: NSFW Reveal hidden contents Does she have the word "pervert" scratched into her chest? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51594-staring-at-boobs-good-for-mens-health/#findComment-1189636 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 On 12/16/2009 at 7:54 PM, Squee said: On 12/16/2009 at 7:33 PM, Plum said: here knock yourself oot... On 12/16/2009 at 6:31 AM, LOL Alzado said: NSFW Reveal hidden contents Does she have the word "pervert" scratched into her chest? no, it says "privet". she loves bush! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Plum's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51594-staring-at-boobs-good-for-mens-health/#findComment-1189641 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 On 12/16/2009 at 7:56 PM, Plum said: On 12/16/2009 at 7:54 PM, Squee said: On 12/16/2009 at 7:33 PM, Plum said: here knock yourself oot... On 12/16/2009 at 6:31 AM, LOL Alzado said: expletive deleted Does she have the word "pervert" scratched into her chest? no, it says "privet". she loves bush! i think it says "rembrandt" Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51594-staring-at-boobs-good-for-mens-health/#findComment-1189644 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 If staring at tits really is healthy, I think petr made the whole forum immune from every kind of disease. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51594-staring-at-boobs-good-for-mens-health/#findComment-1189701 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 On 12/16/2009 at 9:07 PM, Joyrex said: On 12/16/2009 at 7:49 PM, chaosmachine said: fake. Good point - does it matter if they are real, or fake boobs? If fake ones work, would it be considered a titcebo effect? Then you might aswell stand and stare and a mannequins breasts. Fake don't work! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide AJW's signature Hide all signatures foods in the tone of 'go to the fuckin store' patayda chips apple cracker thangies carrots in brown paper bag Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51594-staring-at-boobs-good-for-mens-health/#findComment-1189773 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 On 12/16/2009 at 10:26 PM, AJW said: On 12/16/2009 at 9:07 PM, Joyrex said: On 12/16/2009 at 7:49 PM, chaosmachine said: fake. Good point - does it matter if they are real, or fake boobs? If fake ones work, would it be considered a titcebo effect? Then you might aswell stand and stare and a mannequins breasts. Fake don't work! the article doesn't state so but according to my own private research bouncier is better Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51594-staring-at-boobs-good-for-mens-health/#findComment-1189778 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 On 12/16/2009 at 10:33 PM, xxx said: For 10 minutes? That's awhile if you think about it. Stare at a blank spot in your wall for 10 minutes. After about 2 minutes, I have to either stop looking at tits or go wank to some porn my expert opinion is that you can jiggle your nutsack while you look, i'll draft a letter to the editor Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51594-staring-at-boobs-good-for-mens-health/#findComment-1189784 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Root5 Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/medical/a/ogling_breasts.htm Guys, it's totally faek. But, even though there was never a study, that doesn't necessarily mean that the conclusion of the study is wrong. In fact, it could be that ogling women's breasts is even more important than this fake study claimed it was. *jumps into car through open window and races to the nice tits thread* Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Root5's signature Hide all signatures WATMM Christmas Albums: 2011 2012 2013 2014MOST IDM Tribute Albums: Incomplete Skyscrapers Rogue Planet Mycorhizae Olympus Mons HeadphonesOther Compilation Albums: Heading for Outer Space Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51594-staring-at-boobs-good-for-mens-health/#findComment-1189819 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Glass Plate Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 On 12/16/2009 at 7:03 PM, Joyrex said: What happens though to guys who get caught looking at boobies by their wives/girlfriends - stressful as hell, I tell ya. That's what you get if your relationship is too conservative. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51594-staring-at-boobs-good-for-mens-health/#findComment-1189851 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 On 12/16/2009 at 11:29 PM, Glass Plate said: On 12/16/2009 at 7:03 PM, Joyrex said: What happens though to guys who get caught looking at boobies by their wives/girlfriends - stressful as hell, I tell ya. That's what you get if your relationship is too conservative. Glass Plate get away from here grown folks talkin' Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51594-staring-at-boobs-good-for-mens-health/#findComment-1189855 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 had a very asexual last 6 or so days and reading this thread reminded me that I needed to fap as it is good for my health Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51594-staring-at-boobs-good-for-mens-health/#findComment-1189859 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rabid Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 On 12/16/2009 at 11:07 PM, Root5 said: http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/medical/a/ogling_breasts.htm Guys, it's totally faek. Yep, there is no Dr. Karen Weatherby. Do a google search. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51594-staring-at-boobs-good-for-mens-health/#findComment-1189861 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest eichel Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 On 12/16/2009 at 7:28 PM, IRARI said: motorbating cures swine flu motorbating? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51594-staring-at-boobs-good-for-mens-health/#findComment-1189922 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fox Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 On 12/17/2009 at 12:47 AM, eichel said: On 12/16/2009 at 7:28 PM, IRARI said: motorbating cures swine flu motorbating? yep. riding on a two person jetski by yourself. getting caught. being embarrassed. doing it again later anyway. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51594-staring-at-boobs-good-for-mens-health/#findComment-1189994 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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