people that narrate their lives

i remember when my brother was in a coma i went to the drugstore and bumped into this lady accidentally and she said "excuse me said the rude little boy" and i always thought that was pretty gay; have you ever encountered anyone that treated their life like a book that they were the author of

LOL I'm going to start doing that now. I'm going to have a cassette player with me playing Ceephax's Ceeland as my theme music.

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"excuse me said the rude little boy"

Pretty gay.

When I was a kid I got my haircut one time. The barber asked me what I wanted and I said whatever it was, "short back and sides, about an inch on top, please". I was quite nervous when I was young with barbers for some reason and spoke quite quietly. He didn't hear me say please, paused for a moment, stared at me in the mirror and insistently said ".... PLEASE"

I'll never forget how much that annoyed me. I hate rudeness and found it offensive for some reason that he thought I forgot my manners. Then I realised that he's providing a service I'm fucking paying for! By turning up in the damn barber shop I'd already made my polite haircut request and even if I didn't say please I still answered his fucking question. I mean I was paying this cunt money and he had the AUDACITY to fucking "correct" me.

That piece of fucking shit!

I do this sometimes but it tends to freak people out to see some giant man lumbering around in public narrating his actions and thoughts, so then I stop.

  On 12/16/2009 at 8:58 PM, Obel said:

Pretty gay.

 

When I was a kid I got my haircut one time. The barber asked me what I wanted and I said whatever it was, "short back and sides, about an inch on top, please". I was quite nervous when I was young with barbers for some reason and spoke quite quietly. He didn't hear me say please, paused for a moment, stared at me in the mirror and insistently said ".... PLEASE"

 

I'll never forget how much that annoyed me. I hate rudeness and found it offensive for some reason that he thought I forgot my manners. Then I realised that he's providing a service I'm fucking paying for! By turning up in the damn barber shop I'd already made my polite haircut request and even if I didn't say please I still answered his fucking question. I mean I was paying this cunt money and he had the AUDACITY to fucking "correct" me.

 

That piece of fucking shit!

woahh... let it out man

  On 12/16/2009 at 8:53 PM, IRARI said:

i remember when my brother was in a coma i went to the drugstore and bumped into this lady accidentally and she said "excuse me said the rude little boy" and i always thought that was pretty gay; have you ever encountered anyone that treated their life like a book that they were the author of

I would have said, "I never realized I was going to die tonight, said the crabby old woman"

  On 12/16/2009 at 9:07 PM, yek said:

  On 12/16/2009 at 8:58 PM, Obel said:

Pretty gay.

 

When I was a kid I got my haircut one time. The barber asked me what I wanted and I said whatever it was, "short back and sides, about an inch on top, please". I was quite nervous when I was young with barbers for some reason and spoke quite quietly. He didn't hear me say please, paused for a moment, stared at me in the mirror and insistently said ".... PLEASE"

 

I'll never forget how much that annoyed me. I hate rudeness and found it offensive for some reason that he thought I forgot my manners. Then I realised that he's providing a service I'm fucking paying for! By turning up in the damn barber shop I'd already made my polite haircut request and even if I didn't say please I still answered his fucking question. I mean I was paying this cunt money and he had the AUDACITY to fucking "correct" me.

 

That piece of fucking shit!

 

woahh... let it out man

I feel much better now, though I wish I'd written the story so went like this:

"Pretty gay.

When I was a kid I got my hair cut one time."

That would have been much better.

  On 12/16/2009 at 9:10 PM, Joyrex said:

  On 12/16/2009 at 8:53 PM, IRARI said:

i remember when my brother was in a coma i went to the drugstore and bumped into this lady accidentally and she said "excuse me said the rude little boy" and i always thought that was pretty gay; have you ever encountered anyone that treated their life like a book that they were the author of

 

I would have said, "I never realized I was going to die tonight, said the crabby old woman"

lol omg plz

  On 12/16/2009 at 9:10 PM, Joyrex said:

  On 12/16/2009 at 8:53 PM, IRARI said:

i remember when my brother was in a coma i went to the drugstore and bumped into this lady accidentally and she said "excuse me said the rude little boy" and i always thought that was pretty gay; have you ever encountered anyone that treated their life like a book that they were the author of

 

I would have said, "I never realized I was going to die tonight, said the crabby old woman"

this is exactly the sort of sarcastic reply that has landed me in hot water countless times