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One fateful morning last year I was in a terrible rush to get out of the door and to work, I did not have time for debogeying. I would come to regret this bitterly later that day.

On the previous evening it must also be mentioned I had enjoyed a lovely curry dinner with my wife and 9 year old daughter. We had the works; pashwari naans, bombay potatoes you name it.

As i scuttled down the street and got on the bus, I sat down and rested my head against the window and kipped some.

Later that day:

Sitting in front of my computer feeling my noce I noticed a hard bump that could only be a monster of a bogey lurking up me nose. At this momemnt my supervisor and a coworker come over giggling (both female) to show me the weekly office photos (a game we had where people would take humorous pictures of each other around the office)

The picture was of one of my female coworkers mouth wide open and big eyes, freaky but funny looking, I smiled and forced out a little laugh. I should never have done this however, as the laugh pushed that huge bogey out and landed smack on the photo, right on her open mouth. After a few seconds of silence, she began drooling and vomiting all over me, this prompted me to begin expelling my curry which spattered out and started running profusely down my legs and out onto the floor. People screamed, my supervisor fainted, alot of my male coworkers laughed uncontrollably like little boys. I was petrified and on the verge of crying, however I made it to the bathroom at incredible speed. The only extra clothes in the office were womens clothes, so I was forced to saunter home in sexy office looking drag.

SO! All this could have been diverted, had I made sure to debogey myself that morning. Here's an excellent way of getting rid of those sneaky greens up there:

Wash your face, esp nose, in quite warm water repeatedly, dry face and blow your nose. The hot water will have loosened the rogue boogers, and for the rest of the day you will be able to laugh, sneeze, snort etc. without fear of a bogey flying catastrophe.

It's always important to give sacred knowledge like this on. So please feel free to spread the good word!

debogeying

a riveting saga there

  On 12/17/2009 at 4:43 PM, AJW said:

the weekly office photos (a game we had where people would take humorous pictures of each other around the office)

I wonder if Brent also uses my method of debogeying. I must ask him on my next visit

im a little confused, your bogey landed in the pictures mouth, and then the girl showing it to you started drooling? and then vomited? and then you vomited? Who drools before they vomit? unless its one of those things where your mouth just sort of hangs open as loose fluids run out of it as the floodgates let loose

If she vomits at the sight of bogeys, she probably vomits every morning after debogeying herself.

I suppose it must have been prepuke, like precumming?

A shocked spatterring of prepuke

  On 12/17/2009 at 11:12 PM, Root5 said:

If she vomits at the sight of bogeys, she probably vomits every morning after debogeying herself.

Some say that pretty ladies don't have bogeys.

But I think they do. And yes, this is an excellent observation!

Either she doesn't need to debogey herself because the above is true. Or she blindfolds herself whilst doing it. I'll ask her.

  On 12/17/2009 at 11:12 PM, Root5 said:

If she vomits at the sight of bogeys, she probably vomits every morning after debogeying herself.

Btw, Root5, your avatar looks EXACTLY like a guy i know, it's uncanny.

shittiest thread of the year.

i just sit there at my desk poking my nose all day and wiping it on the side of my monitor.

Nuke Denmark.

(Move Squee out first, though)

  On 12/18/2009 at 10:15 AM, BCM said:

i just sit there at my desk poking my nose all day and wiping it on the side of my monitor.

lol what does your boss say about that?

  On 12/18/2009 at 10:34 AM, Obel said:

Nuke Denmark.

 

 

(Move Squee out first, though)

Obel you might wanna debogey yourself quick, get some of that rage out of your system : )

  On 12/18/2009 at 5:28 AM, chenGOD said:

shittiest thread of the year.

No, BOGEYIST thread of the year. It's about bogeys Chengod. But there are plenty of threads about shit around these parts that are nice and shitty, funny too : )

We've these yolks called tussues. Ive heard they cause cancer though.

  On 12/23/2009 at 12:46 PM, chassis said:

We've these yolks called tussues. Ive heard they cause cancer though.

Yeah I heard something like that too.

Pretty funky

  On 12/17/2009 at 4:43 PM, AJW said:

One fateful morning last year I was in a terrible rush to get out of the door and to work, I did not have time for debogeying. I would come to regret this bitterly later that day.

On the previous evening it must also be mentioned I had enjoyed a lovely curry dinner with my wife and 9 year old daughter. We had the works; pashwari naans, bombay potatoes you name it.

As i scuttled down the street and got on the bus, I sat down and rested my head against the window and kipped some.

 

Later that day:

Sitting in front of my computer feeling my noce I noticed a hard bump that could only be a monster of a bogey lurking up me nose. At this momemnt my supervisor and a coworker come over giggling (both female) to show me the weekly office photos (a game we had where people would take humorous pictures of each other around the office)

The picture was of one of my female coworkers mouth wide open and big eyes, freaky but funny looking, I smiled and forced out a little laugh. I should never have done this however, as the laugh pushed that huge bogey out and landed smack on the photo, right on her open mouth. After a few seconds of silence, she began drooling and vomiting all over me, this prompted me to begin expelling my curry which spattered out and started running profusely down my legs and out onto the floor. People screamed, my supervisor fainted, alot of my male coworkers laughed uncontrollably like little boys. I was petrified and on the verge of crying, however I made it to the bathroom at incredible speed. The only extra clothes in the office were womens clothes, so I was forced to saunter home in sexy office looking drag.

 

SO! All this could have been diverted, had I made sure to debogey myself that morning. Here's an excellent way of getting rid of those sneaky greens up there:

 

Wash your face, esp nose, in quite warm water repeatedly, dry face and blow your nose. The hot water will have loosened the rogue boogers, and for the rest of the day you will be able to laugh, sneeze, snort etc. without fear of a bogey flying catastrophe.

 

It's always important to give sacred knowledge like this on. So please feel free to spread the good word!

no it didn't.

no it didn't.

Didn't what?!

aptly titled 'Annie the Bogey' xD

Harvested a fair amount of boogers today.

Know that stuffy feelin, a bit hard to breathe etc? THIS can be beaten by debogeying! Free up your sinuses and avoid embarrasing situations by following the simple DEBOGEY steps:

Wet nose area with luke warm/hot water (depending on how hardcore you are, of course) blow nose hard, remove all suspected remaining boogers by digging with the tissue.

Hey presto!

You are now debogeyed and ready to venture out into the shitty mundo and mingle with all the shitty people in the shitty society!

(also, remember to wipe your ass otherwise the debogeying is kind of redundant :P )

Happy New Year, and happy debogeying!

(remember: Important information is always to be found in internet forums)