how big a creature could you kill outright with

i think my cutoff point is sea cucumber but i could probably see off a pigeon with 3 solid blows from my fully erect penis.

i think i could probably knock a chihuahua out with a semi-erect penis by use the swing to perform a sort of flicking motion. more of a thwack than a straight-up clunk.

bear/horse

I said red-spider. Only cos I do it for sexual plesure. The others are just weird.

I said blue whale because I would fuck it in the air spout. I would never hurt an animal with my penis that would be wrong.

a woodlice

  On 12/18/2009 at 5:27 PM, thehauntingsoul said:

I said blue whale because I would fuck it in the air spout. I would never hurt an animal with my penis that would be wrong.

I'd kill a centipede but not a tadpole though..

Tadpoles are too slippery the blow would just slide off its wickle head.

  On 12/18/2009 at 6:31 PM, Yegg said:

I'd kill a centipede but not a tadpole though..

 

 

Tadpoles are too slippery the blow would just slide off its wickle head.

yegg = no penis (?)

mouse because they're cute and you can hold them

was that poll there before?

lol are you fucking kidding me

greatest poll ever

I frequently walk around the hood in the summer, power fucking chihuahuas. I scope the scene, jiggling my junk to maintain an erection, then when a chihuahua runs into my field of vision, I'm on it like a hobo on a ham sandwich. I've never had one last more than 3 pumps.

  On 12/18/2009 at 6:31 PM, Yegg said:

I'd kill a centipede but not a tadpole though..

 

 

Tadpoles are too slippery the blow would just slide off its wickle head.

you could caress a tadpole in your foreskin and lovingly rear it to adulthood on a diet of precum

  On 12/18/2009 at 6:31 PM, Yegg said:

I'd kill a centipede but not a tadpole though..

with your lady bits? that's disgusting yegg. really.

where's the 'prostitute' option?

what about a deep fried fish that's still alive, to put it out of it's misery?