I fucked my dropping sandwich

I fucked it right away but I'm pissed. It opened and fell face down. Put it back on the plate and it's sitting next to me, I don't want to eat it. I'm at work, people are dirty and messy. Who knows what's on my sandwich now

you lost your grip....... dropped your sandwich....... then you decided to fuck it midair?

Snap decision man, sometimes you gotta decide before its too late.

i just failed after seeing the other post.

tompty, read the rules

when i throw a tantrum it makes me want to fuck my sandwich

You sliced it with your sword. Talk about overkill.

It's true I did you pretty hard sidewinder, cumming on your floor and all and then parodying your thread. Possibly a bit excessive but it was collateral damage.

It's ok. The French maid will be by soon to clean it up.

i fucked my dropping hammer in the telephone line.