Do you spritz your junk w/ colonge/hairspray/cheezburger

Sometimes I'm not feeling so fresh down there so I have give a bit of a spray

or just a greasy cheezburger between my thighs

I commonly go for the latter, I find the savory approach yields the most clam chowder, 19.3 ounces of well appreciated ground beef usually does the trick for me

I use these:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAHjDeTsmLc

yes brilliant

i've used deodorant on my nuts many years ago!

I did this once, and the girl noticed the acrid after taste and didn't much care for it. Switched to Hoff brand ball sweat, works like a charm.

Sometimes cologne.

Seriously?

I spayed axe on it a few times. My friends said it makes it feel fresh, but the crisp tingle kinda burns.

got a text from my friend last week or so saying a workmate doesn't leave the house with spraying britney spears on her cunt.

  On 12/20/2009 at 10:41 AM, pigster said:

got a text from my friend last week or so saying a workmate doesn't leave the house with spraying britney spears on her cunt.

hahahaha the mental images

I would like a cheezburger.