Guest IRARI Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 i think we are all of one accord that this phenomenon is sucks one time i did a front flip in front of a girl and i landed on my butt the wind was knocked out of me and i couldn't even cry but my dick is still big have you ever had the wind knocked out of you and what did the girl you were in front of say Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51764-getting-the-wind-knocked-out-of-you/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Is this rap lyrics or a post? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51764-getting-the-wind-knocked-out-of-you/#findComment-1193784 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tbio2007 Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 What the fuck are you talking about? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51764-getting-the-wind-knocked-out-of-you/#findComment-1193785 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide dr lopez's signature Hide all signatures On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said: I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51764-getting-the-wind-knocked-out-of-you/#findComment-1193787 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest analogue wings Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Sini? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51764-getting-the-wind-knocked-out-of-you/#findComment-1193788 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Irari is not even trying anymore. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51764-getting-the-wind-knocked-out-of-you/#findComment-1193791 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 On 12/21/2009 at 4:49 AM, beatfanatic said: Irari is not even trying anymore. hey we can't all be tv on the radio fans Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51764-getting-the-wind-knocked-out-of-you/#findComment-1193792 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51764-getting-the-wind-knocked-out-of-you/#findComment-1193793 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Al Hounos Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 if you queers don't know what he's talking about you are 100% limp-wristed internet dweebs who have never and will never impress a girl with your masculine antics Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51764-getting-the-wind-knocked-out-of-you/#findComment-1193797 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest camoqp Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 I like this post. Once back in the day my back hurt. I was at a small get together; just some friends having drinks. A girl there offers to crack my back as to relieve my discomfort (by walking on my back). As shes doing this she succeeds but before the deed is done she shifts her weight entirely to my lower back. This causes an immediate result which is my asshole delivering one of the loudest farts I've had in my life. Like getting the wind knocked out of you Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51764-getting-the-wind-knocked-out-of-you/#findComment-1193803 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 My friend gave me the Heimlich manoeuvre once so I could let out this rip roaring fart in the middle of a restaurasnt, purely for shits and giggles it was properly stuck up there wind. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51764-getting-the-wind-knocked-out-of-you/#findComment-1193808 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 On 12/21/2009 at 5:22 AM, abusivegeorge said: My friend gave me the Heimlich manoeuvre once so I could let out this rip roaring fart in the middle of a restaurasnt, purely for shits and giggles it was properly stuck up there wind. I'll rate your post a knee-slap chuckle/10 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51764-getting-the-wind-knocked-out-of-you/#findComment-1193816 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 (edited) when i was eighteen i was drunk at a party in a rich suburb of washington dc and decided it would be fun to try and jump off a balcony thirty feet above the ground. i landed on my back and basically couldn't breathe for thirty seconds. i also broke my neck, technically, and had to wear a stylish neck brace for six months. i think some girls saw that Edited December 21, 2009 by zaphod Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51764-getting-the-wind-knocked-out-of-you/#findComment-1193820 Share on other sites More sharing options...
thief Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 On 12/21/2009 at 4:37 AM, IRARI said: i think we are all of one accord that this phenomenon is sucks one time i did a front flip in front of a girl and i landed on my butt the wind was knocked out of me and i couldn't even cry but my dick is still big have you ever had the wind knocked out of you and what did the girl you were in front of say funniest thing i've read all day, xmas will be good Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51764-getting-the-wind-knocked-out-of-you/#findComment-1193845 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 On 12/21/2009 at 4:54 AM, zaphod said: omgz hahaha, this gives me da weakifying lolz, If I standing up when i watched that I would have lost my balance but im uber tired and still kind of hungover, fucking stupid ass movie its so amazing that their is a religion based on the theories of the guy who wrote that fucking garbage Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51764-getting-the-wind-knocked-out-of-you/#findComment-1193857 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest aron Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 On 12/21/2009 at 4:52 AM, IRARI said: hey we can't all be tv on the radio fans Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51764-getting-the-wind-knocked-out-of-you/#findComment-1193877 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest catacombus Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 I told this story in a unrelated post last week, but last tuesday I got sucker punched in a bar right in the nose. I was startled as fuck for about a second, then I hit the other guy in the eye and the bouncers carried me out. Later outside I saw he was bleeding out of his eye area, he started chasing me outside and screaming about how he had blood on him, but he couldn't catch me, because he was a slow piece of shit, this guy was like 6'4" and had like 100 lbs on me. Anyway 2 days later I found out my nose was broken because it was pointing about 2mm to the right. I went to the hospital and they wanted me to pay $1000 to get a procedure to get it fixed. I said I'd think about it, then went home and manhandled my nose back into place. Now it's almost like it was before, but still about half a millimeter off. I guess I'm not gonna pay for that procedure. But I still have to go get my hand x-ray'd because I think I cracked a bone in it when I hit the guy in the face. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51764-getting-the-wind-knocked-out-of-you/#findComment-1193907 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 people who sucker punch are fags, last time I got the wind knocked out of me was probably falling off the monkey bars when I was a kid, still remember the visceral nature of the process, it sucks on a related note Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51764-getting-the-wind-knocked-out-of-you/#findComment-1193909 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 1. gym class, they had metal bars set up to swing on and go across with your arms and whatnot. they also had that white powder stuff gymnists put on their hands. i'd never seen it before. as i tend to do, i went way overboard this first time and just coated my hands with it. then i took a running start at some hanging bars... and promptly slipped off, whump on my back. couldn't breathe right for a minute or so. everyone in the gym class crowded around me -- they were worried a broke my back or something. many girls saw this, but i don't think it scored me any points. 2. some neighbors had a huuuge pile of leaves at the bottom of a giant 10foot rock. i was having fun jumping off of it, doing a summersault in the air, and landing in the leaves. after a couple dozen go's, i started to get stylish (careless) with my jumps. i botched one and landed on my neck. i remember thinking, another couple of inches that way and i might have broken my neck. there was no one within eyeshot, and yelling might not have gotten anyone either. i could have died. after that i went home and watched tv and forgot about doing anything physical for a while Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51764-getting-the-wind-knocked-out-of-you/#findComment-1194005 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 On 12/21/2009 at 9:26 AM, catacombus said: I told this story in a unrelated post last week, but last tuesday I got sucker punched in a bar right in the nose. I was startled as fuck for about a second, then I hit the other guy in the eye and the bouncers carried me out. Later outside I saw he was bleeding out of his eye area, he started chasing me outside and screaming about how he had blood on him, but he couldn't catch me, because he was a slow piece of shit, this guy was like 6'4" and had like 100 lbs on me. Anyway 2 days later I found out my nose was broken because it was pointing about 2mm to the right. I went to the hospital and they wanted me to pay $1000 to get a procedure to get it fixed. I said I'd think about it, then went home and manhandled my nose back into place. Now it's almost like it was before, but still about half a millimeter off. I guess I'm not gonna pay for that procedure. But I still have to go get my hand x-ray'd because I think I cracked a bone in it when I hit the guy in the face. make. a. thread. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51764-getting-the-wind-knocked-out-of-you/#findComment-1194007 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 (edited) the first two posts in this thread rock Edited April 19, 2010 by dr lopez Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide dr lopez's signature Hide all signatures On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said: I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51764-getting-the-wind-knocked-out-of-you/#findComment-1301640 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ricky Downtown Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 (edited) i seem to remember getting the wind knocked so many times during summers when i was a kid, and also rolling my ankles a lot, running around in fields Edited April 19, 2010 by Ricky Downtown Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51764-getting-the-wind-knocked-out-of-you/#findComment-1301647 Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenton Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 I would request that this thread and this thread alone has a 'like' option after every post. √ I would request, I mean, but I can't fucking breathe cos i tried knocking the wind out of myself and it worked, Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide fenton's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkWwIShuoX4 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51764-getting-the-wind-knocked-out-of-you/#findComment-1301721 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 god i laughed so hard at the start of the thread. but i got tackled two days ago, wind knocked outta me pretty hard. injured my shoulder, scraped up my side. might go to the doc tomorrow Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51764-getting-the-wind-knocked-out-of-you/#findComment-1301724 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 I got the wind knocked out of me by falling off the top bunk in a bunk bed. Totally worked though cause the hot red head counselor I had a huge crush on came and gave me some sweet talk while she held my hand. Other than that, playing basketball, going up for a lay-up and some fuck undercuts me, I landed on my back, had the wind knocked out of me and crushed the bones in my wrist. Good times!! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures 백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들. Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51764-getting-the-wind-knocked-out-of-you/#findComment-1301744 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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