i'm the only one sober in my house

tim and his brother martin are both drunk on brandy and whiskey

tim can hold his liquor better than martin he tried to make me wear a hat

i don't know whether i should try to entertain them or just hit the hay

i miss being the drunkest highest most tripping person everywhere i went

maybe you just aren't cut out for the sober life. i'm starting to think i'm not...