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Guest JW Modestburns

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well it's 2.44am right now and i've been up since 8. what does that mean?

  On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said:

Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady.

Guest Adjective
  On 12/28/2009 at 11:43 AM, JW Modestburns said:

This shit happens to me every other week or so... I go to sleep at my regular bed time, 3am, but then i wake up at fucking 5:30 am unable to sleep.

Has mom ever told you about your twin brother? I'm in the bathroom. I'm sorry I snuck in, probably what awoke you, but I wasn't planning on talking to you or anything. I just like to stop by sometimes and watch you while you sleep. It's so strange. I like to pretend that you're me and that I'm looking back at myself as an astral projection. I whisper things to you. It's usually a cool fortune cookie I read at Lucky Dragon, I save them when I go there, but sometimes it's a movie quote that I find particularly deep. This time I was going to whisper a quote from Young Guns II, which I assume is your favorite movie too.

 

"You remember the stories John use to tell us about the the three chinamen playing Fantan? This guy runs up to them and says, "Hey, the world's coming to an end!" and the first one says, "Well, I best go to the mission and pray," and the second one says, "Well, hell, I'm gonna go and buy me a case of Mezcal and six whores," and the third one says "Well, I'm gonna finish the game." I shall finish the game, Doc" -William H. Bonney

 

Please just go to your room and let me slip out of here. I can't face you conscious. I'm having a panic attack already. Mom told me when we meet face to face we'd instantly know everything the other knows, like some sort of psychic connection. I don't want to give you this burden, of the things I've seen, the people I've hurt. I'm so sorry.

 

Also your toilet won't flush, I don't know what to do, I guess I'll owe you one. I'm really sorry

Edited by Adjective

Happens to me a lot of the time. I actually quite like it if I don't have to be up for anything, as it's the time I normally have to get up if I'm working.

Guest bitroast
  On 12/28/2009 at 2:33 PM, Blanket Fort Collapse said:
  On 12/28/2009 at 2:29 PM, Producer Snafu said:

i usually wake up early because i have to urinate, then i say to myself "Fuck My Life"

indwelling.gif

 

that's awesome. is that a mouth piece at the end of the catheter?

  On 12/28/2009 at 2:05 PM, Adjective said:
  On 12/28/2009 at 11:43 AM, JW Modestburns said:

This shit happens to me every other week or so... I go to sleep at my regular bed time, 3am, but then i wake up at fucking 5:30 am unable to sleep.

Has mom ever told you about your twin brother? I'm in the bathroom. I'm sorry I snuck in, probably what awoke you, but I wasn't planning on talking to you or anything. I just like to stop by sometimes and watch you while you sleep. It's so strange. I like to pretend that you're me and that I'm looking back at myself as an astral projection. I whisper things to you. It's usually a cool fortune cookie I read at Lucky Dragon, I save them when I go there, but sometimes it's a movie quote that I find particularly deep. This time I was going to whisper a quote from Young Guns II, which I assume is your favorite movie too.

 

"You remember the stories John use to tell us about the the three chinamen playing Fantan? This guy runs up to them and says, "Hey, the world's coming to an end!" and the first one says, "Well, I best go to the mission and pray," and the second one says, "Well, hell, I'm gonna go and buy me a case of Mezcal and six whores," and the third one says "Well, I'm gonna finish the game." I shall finish the game, Doc" -William H. Bonney

 

Please just go to your room and let me slip out of here. I can't face you conscious. I'm having a panic attack already. Mom told me when we meet face to face we'd instantly know everything the other knows, like some sort of psychic connection. I don't want to give you this burden, of the things I've seen, the people I've hurt. I'm so sorry.

 

Also your toilet won't flush, I don't know what to do, I guess I'll owe you one. I'm really sorry

 

LOL

Guest Calx Sherbet
  On 12/28/2009 at 11:43 AM, JW Modestburns said:

This shit happens to me every other week or so... I go to sleep at my regular bed time, 3am, but then i wake up at fucking 5:30 am unable to sleep.

 

Fuck this shit.

 

I'm taking a shot of SoCo.

 

i did the same thing, only earlier...and i'm sick. blech

  On 12/28/2009 at 2:41 PM, pigster said:
  On 12/28/2009 at 2:33 PM, Blanket Fort Collapse said:
  On 12/28/2009 at 2:29 PM, Producer Snafu said:

i usually wake up early because i have to urinate, then i say to myself "Fuck My Life"

indwelling.gif

 

that's awesome. is that a mouth piece at the end of the catheter?

I think they're ear buds.

Best thing to do is get up, fix yourself a fry up and a pint of smoothie, then roll a spliff and watch a movie. After this you'll be ready for more kip

foods in the tone of 'go to the fuckin store'

patayda chips

apple cracker thangies

carrots in brown paper bag

Still, must be worlds better than waking up at 4:30 in the morning! Now THAT would be truly ZANY

foods in the tone of 'go to the fuckin store'

patayda chips

apple cracker thangies

carrots in brown paper bag

last night i had a mental left 4 dead zombie apocalypse dream (mainly cos i played a campaign just before bed). i woke up suddenly at about 6.30am, and lay there for 15 minutes, convinced i was in the game lobby waiting for players.

  On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said:

I know IDM can be extreme

  On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said:

this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield

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