2010

omg

the future is nigh

very best of luck to all o' ye

aaaaaaand the year starts with a hangover.

btw i went to a house party at the guys who work at collegehumor; jake, amir and streeter were there. internet famous wtf

Make sure you call it TWENTY-TEN and not TWO-THOUSAND-AND-TEN.

so where are all the flying cars and moon cruises

  On 1/1/2010 at 8:04 PM, chimera slot mom said:

so where are all the flying cars and moon cruises

yeah

  On 1/1/2010 at 8:04 PM, chimera slot mom said:

so where are all the flying cars and moon cruises

they bait us with lies, illusions and slight of hand and move us against our own will and against the will of that which we are here to represent. (coerced to exchange our precious gifts for worthless things)

Oh fuck. Another year of this shit.^^^

  On 1/1/2010 at 7:59 PM, Glass Plate said:

Make sure you call it TWENTY-TEN and not TWO-THOUSAND-AND-TEN.

WHY NOT FOR FUCKS SAKE, THAT'S RETARDED

  On 1/1/2010 at 8:12 PM, troon said:

  On 1/1/2010 at 8:04 PM, chimera slot mom said:

so where are all the flying cars and moon cruises

 

they bait us with lies, illusions and slight of hand and move us against our own will and the will of that which we came from. (giving us will for things that are not in our nature)

TROON I FUCKED YOUR MOTHERS ASS WITH MY DICK VAGINA I HATE YOU SO MUCH AND YOUR MOTHER WAS NO GOOD AS SEX

  On 1/1/2010 at 8:04 PM, chimera slot mom said:

so where are all the flying cars and moon cruises

i blame kenny g

ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE. USE THEM TOGETHER. USE THEM IN PEACE.

we were never going to have flying cars anyway. We'll only get them after autonomous road vehicles are common. They'll never let you drive them yourself, it's too dangerous. When i say they, i mean Kurt Russell and Jimmy Page btw...

I haven't shit all year

  On 1/1/2010 at 11:20 PM, Capsaicin said:

I haven't shit all year

omg me neither!

  On 1/1/2010 at 9:54 PM, essines said:

  On 1/1/2010 at 7:59 PM, Glass Plate said:

Make sure you call it TWENTY-TEN and not TWO-THOUSAND-AND-TEN.

WHY NOT FOR FUCKS SAKE, THAT'S RETARDED

 

  On 1/1/2010 at 8:12 PM, troon said:

  On 1/1/2010 at 8:04 PM, chimera slot mom said:

so where are all the flying cars and moon cruises

 

they bait us with lies, illusions and slight of hand and move us against our own will and against the will of that which we are here to represent. (coerced to exchange our precious gifts for worthless things)

TROON I FUCKED YOUR MOTHERS ASS WITH MY DICK VAGINA I HATE YOU SO MUCH AND YOUR MOTHER WAS NO GOOD AS SEX

i forgive you

  On 1/1/2010 at 8:04 PM, chimera slot mom said:

so where are all the flying cars

They're called "Airplanes".

  On 1/1/2010 at 8:04 PM, chimera slot mom said:

and moon cruises

What? The moon is a fucking overrated, freezing yet iceless rock desert which costs billions of dollars to get to.

  On 1/3/2010 at 5:43 AM, Dragon said:

  On 1/1/2010 at 8:04 PM, chimera slot mom said:

so where are all the flying cars

 

They're called "Airplanes".

 

  On 1/1/2010 at 8:04 PM, chimera slot mom said:

and moon cruises

 

What? The moon is a fucking overrated, freezing yet iceless rock desert which costs billions of dollars to get to.

Sometimes I think getting rid of eugenics programs was a bad idea.

tis the third day of 2010

is it going okay so far watmm?

im doin ok

u?

NOT OK

  On 1/3/2010 at 5:43 AM, Dragon said:

  On 1/1/2010 at 8:04 PM, chimera slot mom said:

so where are all the flying cars

 

They're called "Airplanes".

 

  On 1/1/2010 at 8:04 PM, chimera slot mom said:

and moon cruises

 

What? The moon is a fucking overrated, freezing yet iceless rock desert which costs billions of dollars to get to.

lol

theeeeeeeeeeee

tens are almost here but they come slow

we'll chase our tails for a few more years and then we'll know

about the aliens, apocalypse, and legal weed

the tens will be ours

so we spread the seed

-mankind liberation front

  On 1/3/2010 at 9:27 AM, Capsaicin said:

im doin ok

u?

doin' finer than frog hair

  On 1/3/2010 at 9:53 AM, cardan said:

NOT OK

that's a shame

you need more