Siegecow Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 so im stressin out right? im really jonesin for some fancy crab meat but there's none in the fridge. everything in the fridge sucks. nothin in the cabinets either, all that shit sucks. But there is sliced turkey deley meat... now i kow what youre thinking, just grab some of that. But i tried some and it wasnt enough. it needed more (more). So lets spice this little pecker up huh? Grab your following ingredients including: deley Sliced turkey meat butter (salted unsalted, who cares) Now firs step is you want to throw down your turkey slices nice and hard on the counter. Make a nice slapping sound and some juice should get near or in your eye. Now take the butter and just lightly give that meat a nice buffing, keep applying the butter until its about as fancy as you like and wrap that fucker up (the butter should squirt out a little) and eat it slowly in a dark room with a huge leather chair, fine spirits some ann raynd or wall street revue Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Siegecow's signature Hide all signatures On 3/16/2011 at 8:14 PM, troon said: fuck off! Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52090-fancy-crab-meat-recipe/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 that's the most creative spelling of "deli" I can think of Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52090-fancy-crab-meat-recipe/#findComment-1202339 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest glasse Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 why wouldn't you put some old bay on it? everyone has old bay in their spice cabinet. it's like pouring some a1 on a piece of cardboard to make it taste like a steak. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52090-fancy-crab-meat-recipe/#findComment-1202343 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted January 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 (edited) to be honest we've never had old bay on hand and ive never had it on or inside my crab We'd always just pick up crab when its fresh and cheap, and eat it with melted butter and lemon so i guess in a perverted twisted way youre right it could use a dash of lemon Edited January 3, 2010 by 42Orange Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Siegecow's signature Hide all signatures On 3/16/2011 at 8:14 PM, troon said: fuck off! Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52090-fancy-crab-meat-recipe/#findComment-1202346 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 I can't get turkey meat out of a crab leg, am I doing it wrong? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52090-fancy-crab-meat-recipe/#findComment-1202353 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hexagon son Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 (edited) you see? you see what's happening? the fabric of space/time is becoming all unraveled now because some fuckers have been fucking around with 3D mAndelbrots. i fucking warned you, now we got people getting crab meat from turkeys. next we'll all being putting watmm on toast. just you wait and fucking see. Edited January 3, 2010 by hexagon son Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide hexagon son's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52090-fancy-crab-meat-recipe/#findComment-1202499 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted January 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 On 1/3/2010 at 10:44 AM, OneToThirtySix said: I can't get turkey meat out of a crab leg, am I doing it wrong? its possible. Sometimes the claws have the highest concentrations of assorted turkey meats i find the fancy crab meat goes best with a nice chardonnay mixed with all-natural 7-up (not sprite) and a plate of two saltines (to taste) Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Siegecow's signature Hide all signatures On 3/16/2011 at 8:14 PM, troon said: fuck off! Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52090-fancy-crab-meat-recipe/#findComment-1202501 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 but i don't like ham. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52090-fancy-crab-meat-recipe/#findComment-1202510 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fishtank Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 i put crab in my butters then boil Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52090-fancy-crab-meat-recipe/#findComment-1202576 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 I butter my crab and eat it Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52090-fancy-crab-meat-recipe/#findComment-1202606 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 Crap Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide AJW's signature Hide all signatures foods in the tone of 'go to the fuckin store' patayda chips apple cracker thangies carrots in brown paper bag Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52090-fancy-crab-meat-recipe/#findComment-1202679 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 On 1/3/2010 at 8:47 PM, hexagon son said: you see? you see what's happening? the fabric of space/time is becoming all unraveled now because some fuckers have been fucking around with 3D mAndelbrots. i fucking warned you, now we got people getting crab meat from turkeys. next we'll all being putting watmm on toast. just you wait and fucking see. You could probably get someone to photoshop this for you. Probably Plum, but it'll be a sand wich. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52090-fancy-crab-meat-recipe/#findComment-1202833 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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