Should I pee in my eye?

I have this weird bump inside my eyelid and my friend said when he was in the war he used his own urine to cure his stye.

I think I'll just man it out though, maybe I don't want urine in my eye.

Ugh, just wait it out.

being a man WOULD be pissing in your eye

i would get my girlfriend to piss in my eye.

It does help the swelling go down. I pissed on my foot as a kid due to receiving a rather nasty jellyfish sting, no difference.

Try Tabasco sauce, I heard it helps.

or vinegar, if you're a wuss.

Don't believe everything you're told.

There was a guy I worked with who was suffering from acute ring sting, probably on account of a vindaloo the previous night. I told him to stop whining, and grab some ice cubes from the bar and walk around with them near his ring. Later on I discovered a suspicious glass of not totally clean ice cubes outside the men's toilets.

I left the glass there hoping someone would come along and use it. To this day I never found out the someone did use that glass for drinks.

This thread reminds me of something.

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In this call--deemed "epic" by Pranknet followers--employees of a Manchester, New Hampshire KFC disrobe and are told they have to urinate on each other to mitigate the effects of a chemical discharge. Posing as KFC corporate officials, Malik and a sidekick had tricked the workers into activating the eatery's fire suppression system.

did a jellyfish sting you in the eye?

I think the solution suggested by your friend would piss you off instead of piss your stye off.

YES

i would get my girlfriend to piss in my eye even if i were in completely and astoundingly perfect health.

i would get essines girlfriend to piss in my eye even if i were in completely and astoundingly perfect health

  On 1/4/2010 at 3:21 AM, AJW said:

Don't believe everything you're told.

 

There was a guy I worked with who was suffering from acute ring sting, probably on account of a vindaloo the previous night. I told him to stop whining, and grab some ice cubes from the bar and walk around with them near his ring. Later on I discovered a suspicious glass of not totally clean ice cubes outside the men's toilets.

I left the glass there hoping someone would come along and use it. To this day I never found out the someone did use that glass for drinks.

well thats a lie / preposterous , because ice melts.

two eyes one cup

  On 1/4/2010 at 4:21 AM, mrcopyandpaste said:

  On 1/4/2010 at 3:21 AM, AJW said:

Don't believe everything you're told.

 

There was a guy I worked with who was suffering from acute ring sting, probably on account of a vindaloo the previous night. I told him to stop whining, and grab some ice cubes from the bar and walk around with them near his ring. Later on I discovered a suspicious glass of not totally clean ice cubes outside the men's toilets.

I left the glass there hoping someone would come along and use it. To this day I never found out the someone did use that glass for drinks.

well thats a lie / preposterous , because ice melts.

Haha! Yeah, they were probably from the last batch he tried to put up there, then decided against it.

I will build a time machine, go back, ask the ice cubes for the full story.

God you're a dreary ass aren't you -.-

seriously. i WILL make essines' girlfriend piss in my eyes

If I may be frank for a second, pee does not contain bacteria as is commonly believed, and the slight risk of ammonia is only present when it has been given a very long time to stagnate and break down. It shouldn't really sting any more than ordinary water, the only difference is that it'll be warm. So all that's left is to decide whether you're gonna get into an awkward position to do it yourself, or get a friend/girlfriend/prostitute to do it for you. Good Luck!

  On 1/4/2010 at 3:41 AM, kaini said:

did a jellyfish sting you in the eye?

That's not what I was getting at. I just want him to piss in his own eye I think its a good idea.

  On 1/4/2010 at 5:06 AM, Dragon said:

If I may be frank for a second, pee does not contain bacteria as is commonly believed, and the slight risk of ammonia is only present when it has been given a very long time to stagnate and break down. It shouldn't really sting any more than ordinary water, the only difference is that it'll be warm. So all that's left is to decide whether you're gonna get into an awkward position to do it yourself, or get a friend/girlfriend/prostitute to do it for you. Good Luck!

a prostitute? oh gawd. you'll get AIDS-vision

Getting SNS's girlfriend to pee in your perfectly astounding eye isn't worth it unless her projection and volume can be described as perfectly astounding.

edit; and can help test for glaucoma.

Without reading the thread: YES.

for what it's worth, i've never found myself in a situation where i tokened the thought: "pissing in my eye would be a bad idea right now"