Chinese kid lodges chopstick in brain

http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/asiapcf/01/05/china.chop.stick.kid/index.html

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Beijing, China (CNN) -- Li Jingchao learned the hard way -- be careful what you stick up your nose.

 

The 14-month-old boy was playing with chopsticks when, his doctor says, he fell and one of the sticks pierced his nose.

 

"It touched upon the deep area of his brain, four centimeters of the chopstick was inside his skull," Dr. Sun Wei told CNN.

 

Jingchao's mother, Zhao Guilu didn't see what happened -- she was in another room at the time, but came running when she heard her son crying.

 

"I was washing dishes. I rushed in and saw him lying on the ground. He couldn't stop crying and I noticed a chopstick stuck in his nose."

i thought it said chapstick

Well that's a sticky situation

that made me wince

haha, we've all been there.

i lost a pencil eraser up my nasal cavity once whilst taking the Iowa Test of Basic Skills (ITBS Test) in 5th grade. Full-on panicked for about 1 minute, totally losing my shit, figuring it had drifted up into my brain, then i decided to blow as hard as i could. thankfully this produced the pencil eraser.

  On 1/6/2010 at 6:04 AM, Fred McGriff said:

i lost a pencil eraser up my nasal cavity once whilst taking the Iowa Test of Basic Skills (ITBS Test) in 5th grade. Full-on panicked for about 1 minute, totally losing my shit, figuring it had drifted up into my brain, then i decided to blow as hard as i could. thankfully this produced the pencil eraser.

so how'd you score on the test?

I accidentally skipped some pages but i'm sure it was 99th percentile i mean come on I peed in standardized tests' butts like every day back then i dont give a fuck son *stabs*

  On 1/6/2010 at 6:08 AM, doorjamb said:

  On 1/6/2010 at 6:04 AM, Fred McGriff said:

i lost a pencil eraser up my nasal cavity once whilst taking the Iowa Test of Basic Skills (ITBS Test) in 5th grade. Full-on panicked for about 1 minute, totally losing my shit, figuring it had drifted up into my brain, then i decided to blow as hard as i could. thankfully this produced the pencil eraser.

 

so how'd you score on the test?

boogers

  On 1/6/2010 at 6:04 AM, Fred McGriff said:

i lost a pencil eraser up my nasal cavity once whilst taking the Iowa Test of Basic Skills (ITBS Test) in 5th grade. Full-on panicked for about 1 minute, totally losing my shit, figuring it had drifted up into my brain, then i decided to blow as hard as i could. thankfully this produced the pencil eraser.

  On 1/6/2010 at 6:04 AM, Fred McGriff said:

i lost a pencil eraser up my nasal cavity once whilst taking the Iowa Test of Basic Skills (ITBS Test) in 5th grade. Full-on panicked for about 1 minute, totally losing my shit, figuring it had drifted up into my brain, then i decided to blow as hard as i could. thankfully this produced the pencil eraser.

Fucking LOL

i had a somewhat disabled friend as a kid who used to put unpopped popcorn up his noise (lots of it on one round) and just blow the shit out in every direction. bouncing off walls and whatnot.