Turkey

Do you like Turkey or not?

In my mind, Turkey is associated with

1: counterfeit goods,

2: ugly young men with crooked eyes who perv on 14 year old girls, and

3: greasy cheap kebab/chicken takeaways which i despise (but eat in anyway).

What do you think of Turkey?

a turkish bloke tried to wank onto me while i was passed out in a corridor once. funny story.

  On 1/9/2010 at 7:46 PM, ezkerraldean said:

Do you like Turkey or not?

 

In my mind, Turkey is associated with

 

1: counterfeit goods,

 

2: ugly young men with crooked eyes who perv on 14 year old girls, and

 

3: greasy cheap kebab/chicken takeaways which i despise (but eat in anyway).

 

What do you think of Turkey?

Youve just described all of Middle East!!!!

Where does the #2 association come from??

I love old Turkish music, movies and food. I would love to go to Istanbul someday.

Looks nice, they have that bridge that goes from Asia to Europe and Mt Ararat and some amazing coastlines and loads of historical stuff like Troy, I would like to visit

Hagia Sophia is pretty idm as well

Actually I love turkey, so Fuck You.

I will not sleep until I see Constantinople back in christian hands.

food is awesome. biggest problem with turkey is the vast amount of tourism. i'd rather go to iran.

Turks in the UK all seem to be scummy and work in shitty yucky kebab shops and cheap souvenir shops that all sell the same shit.

  On 1/9/2010 at 8:04 PM, kakapo said:

I will not sleep until I see Constantinople back in christian hands.

lol

There are scummy turks who work in kebab shops, mainly because all the eat is kebabs. Their skin is matted and fetted (all the pores are blocked, no oxygen gets in) and riddled with grease because all they eat is kebabs and drink gin. Their bodies don't get any nutrients. They are fat. Every one i've seen looks like the evil prison guard cop from midnight express

cheap ass jewelry

Fascinating country. Istanbul is right up there with Rome and Athens in terms of things to say and general historical interest. Only problem is that too many people want your money. I drove to Istanbul with some friends in summer 2008 and they tried to rip us off at the hotels, at almost every meal, even at the fucking toll booth on the highway. You have to haggle for everything, but as long as you don't mind that then it's awesome.