Guest IRARI Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 man with worlds most penis unemployed Quote First Posted: 01- 8-10 05:06 PM | Updated: 01- 9-10 02:48 PM At first glance, Jonah Falcon is just another statistic. Unemployed and living with his mother, Falcon is but one of the 20% of working-age American men without a job. Yet Falcon has something no other man has: the record for the world's largest penis. Yes, that's a fact. Since being profiled in Rolling Stone and appearing in an HBO documentary about his 13.5 inch penis, the 39-year-old Brooklyn native has struggled to find a steady job and is now living at home with his mother. Falcon had been working as a video game reviewer for a website as well as a small-time actor. But in a recent interview with Sphere, Falcon talks about how he his now "between jobs" due to the "rough economy." And despite seemingly being tailor-made for the adult industry, Falcon says that he doesn't do porn because if he did, "Nobody would take me seriously. Nobody." Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52315-man-with-worlds-largest-penis-unemployed/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest margaret thatcher Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 yeah, i've been trying, but there's no fucking work out there. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52315-man-with-worlds-largest-penis-unemployed/#findComment-1208201 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xeQYcJWNBz Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 i've read about him he fucked tons of girls (and dudes) but he was sick of fucking a different girl each day, and wants a real relationship he didn't have sex for the last 10 years this man deserves a sad, melancholic autobiographical movie made about him Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52315-man-with-worlds-largest-penis-unemployed/#findComment-1208206 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redruth Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 (edited) lol Edited January 10, 2010 by troon Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52315-man-with-worlds-largest-penis-unemployed/#findComment-1208214 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest David R James Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 He should have a sex change Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52315-man-with-worlds-largest-penis-unemployed/#findComment-1208215 Share on other sites More sharing options...
awesomeperson Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 Quote And despite seemingly being tailor-made for the adult industry, Falcon says that he doesn't do porn because if he did, "Nobody would take me seriously. Nobody." Does not compute. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52315-man-with-worlds-largest-penis-unemployed/#findComment-1208231 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 I would take him seriously Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52315-man-with-worlds-largest-penis-unemployed/#findComment-1208235 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 On 1/10/2010 at 12:54 AM, vasio said: Quote And despite seemingly being tailor-made for the adult industry, Falcon says that he doesn't do porn because if he did, "Nobody would take me seriously. Nobody." Does not compute. agreed - no-one will take him seriously, as opposed to his current dual occupation as no-mark and record-holder for big schlong? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52315-man-with-worlds-largest-penis-unemployed/#findComment-1208236 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 There is nothing more serious than porn Does anyone ever just sit there watching porn with a furrowed brow? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52315-man-with-worlds-largest-penis-unemployed/#findComment-1208237 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 On 1/10/2010 at 12:21 AM, triachus said: i've read about him he fucked tons of girls (and dudes) but he was sick of fucking a different girl each day, and wants a real relationship he didn't have sex for the last 10 years this man deserves a sad, melancholic autobiographical movie made about him shit, totally. i can imagine him espousing poignant/life-weary/quotable stuff. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52315-man-with-worlds-largest-penis-unemployed/#findComment-1208240 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 (edited) On 1/10/2010 at 1:00 AM, Rambo said: There is nothing more serious than porn Does anyone ever just sit there watching porn with a furrowed brow? Edited January 10, 2010 by IRARI Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52315-man-with-worlds-largest-penis-unemployed/#findComment-1208246 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xyrofen Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 On 1/10/2010 at 1:02 AM, IRARI said: On 1/10/2010 at 1:00 AM, Rambo said: There is nothing more serious than porn Does anyone ever just sit there watching porn with a furrowed brow? This made my day. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52315-man-with-worlds-largest-penis-unemployed/#findComment-1208260 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 when he lies down, does it point north? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52315-man-with-worlds-largest-penis-unemployed/#findComment-1208292 Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 its not the size of the ocean its how big your cock is Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52315-man-with-worlds-largest-penis-unemployed/#findComment-1208334 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 I feel genuinely sorry for him. I would not want to have a cock that big at all. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52315-man-with-worlds-largest-penis-unemployed/#findComment-1208339 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 If that's his real name he's fighting destiny. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52315-man-with-worlds-largest-penis-unemployed/#findComment-1208341 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 I wonder how his dick washing methods compare with those of fred mcgriff? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52315-man-with-worlds-largest-penis-unemployed/#findComment-1208344 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ivan Lennovitz Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 Could please someone give this man a handjob? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52315-man-with-worlds-largest-penis-unemployed/#findComment-1208357 Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 I need pics of his dick, please provide! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52315-man-with-worlds-largest-penis-unemployed/#findComment-1208427 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 this dick size thing is interesting. It seems like you have all these black guys with monster dicks, but then every so often a white guy like John Holmes comes along with a real whopper. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52315-man-with-worlds-largest-penis-unemployed/#findComment-1208440 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 On 1/10/2010 at 4:17 AM, impakt said: I need pics of his dick, please provide! NSFW Reveal hidden contents Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52315-man-with-worlds-largest-penis-unemployed/#findComment-1208461 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 he should impregnate as many women as possible so we get more of these guys running around. At least that's what I'd do. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52315-man-with-worlds-largest-penis-unemployed/#findComment-1208466 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 According to Troon, this dick is so large it doubles as an asshole. The balls are bells that 'ding dong merrily on high' when he has to go poopoo. hardly hygenic, but amazing? Yes. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide AJW's signature Hide all signatures foods in the tone of 'go to the fuckin store' patayda chips apple cracker thangies carrots in brown paper bag Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52315-man-with-worlds-largest-penis-unemployed/#findComment-1208468 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Z_B_Z Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 lol Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52315-man-with-worlds-largest-penis-unemployed/#findComment-1208471 Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 Imagine the sweat pants boner he'd have. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52315-man-with-worlds-largest-penis-unemployed/#findComment-1208486 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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