man with world's largest penis unemployed

man with worlds most penis unemployed

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First Posted: 01- 8-10 05:06 PM | Updated: 01- 9-10 02:48 PM

 

At first glance, Jonah Falcon is just another statistic.

 

Unemployed and living with his mother, Falcon is but one of the 20% of working-age American men without a job. Yet Falcon has something no other man has: the record for the world's largest penis.

 

Yes, that's a fact.

 

Since being profiled in Rolling Stone and appearing in an HBO documentary about his 13.5 inch penis, the 39-year-old Brooklyn native has struggled to find a steady job and is now living at home with his mother.

 

Falcon had been working as a video game reviewer for a website as well as a small-time actor. But in a recent interview with Sphere, Falcon talks about how he his now "between jobs" due to the "rough economy."

 

And despite seemingly being tailor-made for the adult industry, Falcon says that he doesn't do porn because if he did, "Nobody would take me seriously. Nobody."

yeah, i've been trying, but there's no fucking work out there.

i've read about him

he fucked tons of girls (and dudes)

but he was sick of fucking a different girl each day, and wants a real relationship

he didn't have sex for the last 10 years

this man deserves a sad, melancholic autobiographical movie made about him

lol

He should have a sex change

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And despite seemingly being tailor-made for the adult industry, Falcon says that he doesn't do porn because if he did, "Nobody would take me seriously. Nobody."

Does not compute.

I would take him seriously

  On 1/10/2010 at 12:54 AM, vasio said:

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And despite seemingly being tailor-made for the adult industry, Falcon says that he doesn't do porn because if he did, "Nobody would take me seriously. Nobody."

Does not compute.

agreed - no-one will take him seriously, as opposed to his current dual occupation as no-mark and record-holder for big schlong?

There is nothing more serious than porn

Does anyone ever just sit there watching porn with a furrowed brow?

  On 1/10/2010 at 12:21 AM, triachus said:

i've read about him

 

 

he fucked tons of girls (and dudes)

 

but he was sick of fucking a different girl each day, and wants a real relationship

 

he didn't have sex for the last 10 years

 

 

this man deserves a sad, melancholic autobiographical movie made about him

shit, totally. i can imagine him espousing poignant/life-weary/quotable stuff.

  On 1/10/2010 at 1:00 AM, Rambo said:

There is nothing more serious than porn

 

Does anyone ever just sit there watching porn with a furrowed brow?

  On 1/10/2010 at 1:02 AM, IRARI said:

  On 1/10/2010 at 1:00 AM, Rambo said:

There is nothing more serious than porn

 

Does anyone ever just sit there watching porn with a furrowed brow?

 

This made my day.

when he lies down, does it point north?

its not the size of the ocean its how big your cock is

I feel genuinely sorry for him. I would not want to have a cock that big at all.

If that's his real name he's fighting destiny.

I wonder how his dick washing methods compare with those of fred mcgriff?

Could please someone give this man a handjob?

I need pics of his dick, please provide!

this dick size thing is interesting. It seems like you have all these black guys with monster dicks, but then every so often a white guy like John Holmes comes along with a real whopper.

  On 1/10/2010 at 4:17 AM, impakt said:

I need pics of his dick, please provide!

NSFW

he should impregnate as many women as possible so we get more of these guys running around. At least that's what I'd do.

According to Troon, this dick is so large it doubles as an asshole. The balls are bells that 'ding dong merrily on high' when he has to go poopoo.

hardly hygenic, but amazing? Yes.

lol

Imagine the sweat pants boner he'd have.