my current dilemma

I'm very hungover off of 750ml bottles of beer right now. I'm also in bed working. If i could get some bacon in me, I think my hangover will go away. But no one is home to fix me some bacon, so I'd have to get out of bed, put (at least some) clothes on, go downstairs, and cook up some bacon. I'm really hungry and in need of bacon but I'm also extrmeley tired and hungover and not willing to get out of bed. I'm at an utter loss as to what to do.

*rings fred's doorbell dressed in a bacon robe*

(that is not a euphemism)

i would imagine a bacon robe would be made out of uncooked bacon, so i'd still have to cook your robe

will you have cake?

I've been told by many people that drinking alot of gatorade or something similar is a good way to cure a hangover and have tested and verified this technique.

order by phone a bacon pizza, throw the pizza!

i'm eating bacon and eggs right now and GOD DAMMIT i dont think i've ever made a better decision in my life

well, case closed then, i guess you can just lock--*SEVEN-PAGE THREAD ERECTION*

dare i say the eggs were even more satisfying than the bacon?

you dare not.

fixin me some bacon

mmmmmm fried eggs. i can think of nothing better

beer can

theeggswereevenmoresatisfyingthanthebacon

in before page 700

lol

lol

lol

time to smoke a joint.

I broke a rolling lol- serves me right for not reading a goddam thing.