ulliliiilililillliiia rap

ive no idea if this is jazz, and i actually give not a shot because this is possibly the greatest thing ive ever encountered on the internet.

[youtubehd]WdLbUHdKTJ4[/youtubehd]

LOLOOLOLOLOLOL

my brain asplode

wow...he sounds just like him too..

lol yea i just saw this!

hahaha

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Did you just buy a soda in a bottle, opened it and it leaked through the top? There is a way to prevent spilling so that mop of yours [or the store's] doesn't need to be taken out because of soda spills. Here's how:

 

When you first buy a 20-ounce soda [any soda in a bottle, not as effective on cans], don't open it right away.

When you want to take a drink, open the lid just enough that you can hear the pressurized gases escape but don't continue.

If you see the bubbles rise up rapidly, quickly close the lid. This prevents the bubbles from rising up any more.

Once the bubbles go back down, open it again and check. Continue this until the bubbles don't go up any more [which shouldn't be any more than 3 rounds of this].

If the bubbles remain down, then open it completely and have your drink.

 

 

This trick works, even after you shake it a little [or a lot too!], just be careful and make sure your reaction time is quick enough though, because it can sometimes be quite sudden. To improve your chances more, if the rate of bubbles coming from the bottom accelerates very quickly, close it as it's likely to suddenly churn up. There is a 100% chance that this'll always work [unless you forget to apply this or have too slow of a reaction time or get distracted while doing it], so you don't have to worry about it failing.

 

Now that you have read the trick to it, you can put the mop away and never have to worry too much about any spills or messes [just be careful that you don't tip it over, otherwise out comes that trusty little mop again!].

  On 1/15/2010 at 1:54 AM, Gary C said:

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Did you just buy a soda in a bottle, opened it and it leaked through the top? There is a way to prevent spilling so that mop of yours [or the store's] doesn't need to be taken out because of soda spills. Here's how:

 

When you first buy a 20-ounce soda [any soda in a bottle, not as effective on cans], don't open it right away.

When you want to take a drink, open the lid just enough that you can hear the pressurized gases escape but don't continue.

If you see the bubbles rise up rapidly, quickly close the lid. This prevents the bubbles from rising up any more.

Once the bubbles go back down, open it again and check. Continue this until the bubbles don't go up any more [which shouldn't be any more than 3 rounds of this].

If the bubbles remain down, then open it completely and have your drink.

 

 

This trick works, even after you shake it a little [or a lot too!], just be careful and make sure your reaction time is quick enough though, because it can sometimes be quite sudden. To improve your chances more, if the rate of bubbles coming from the bottom accelerates very quickly, close it as it's likely to suddenly churn up. There is a 100% chance that this'll always work [unless you forget to apply this or have too slow of a reaction time or get distracted while doing it], so you don't have to worry about it failing.

 

Now that you have read the trick to it, you can put the mop away and never have to worry too much about any spills or messes [just be careful that you don't tip it over, otherwise out comes that trusty little mop again!].

this information should come hard-coded in human dna

LOL@ nerd rap

lol! nice find Kaen!

  On 1/15/2010 at 12:50 AM, Enter a new display name said:

Lol that can't be real, can it?

ulil to the llillia never not feared

I'm a class 3 bug with a class 1 neck beard

been places in Spyro that you've only dreamed

check my stats sometime and prepare to scream

kids stink at games so they whine and moan

too mature for that, now I make my own

graphics on my PC not too tight

you think it matters, kid? start a Pokemon fight

I got Mewto, Raichu, Pikachu,

Fingbat, Chingrat, Bulbasaur and more

get that water type out of my face

strategies so hot you'll need a pothold-or

most people dream of getting sexed

my mud dreams will leave you perplexed

sky color 66-99-CC

recollection percents that sting like a bee

yeah I'm scared of chairs

laugh at someone who cares

I've got more phobias than pubic hairs

degreasin' pizza like it ain't nothin'

kickin' carbs to the curb like my ex-girlfriend

(joke)

buy The Legend of the 10 Elemental Masters

a book I wrote about 10 elemental masters

crit crit crit crit critical!

massive damage to your brain when I'm analytical

try to play Tactics without me

my Youtube pro-tips lead to killing sprees

Altoids at the ready on my lint trap keyboard

bow down little kid you found yourself a nerd lord

my .gif collection's obscene

but just like my language it's totally clean

don't smoke don't drink don't say bad words

poison in and out of your mouths

you're just a bunch of turds

better watch your back, mind power's gonna see ya

skills so broken think ya shopped at IKEA

I'mma keep dreaming of living in a pizzeria

but Bubsy's calling me, signing off, this is Ulillillia!

fresh, and it reeeeeeeally does sound like him. my thirteen-hour work day was totally worth it for this.

Beeeee! Beeeee! Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Amazing

NO WAY

ps lmao david and nice avator

this has been up since Nov 09 and we only just found it? We are slacking

This is awesome

havent heard of this guy/meme before so i eventually found myself at his mammoth site. kind of amazing how every detail of his life is meticulously documented. i mean, that site is HUGE.

also the youtube videos of him basically explaining how he speeds up and slows down video game music are really hypnotic. completely pointless and nuts, but hypnotic.