I had a reverse fart

I was sitting in my cubicle, mere feet from girls in cubicles on either side of me, when I had that sensation.

I want to retain a professional demeanor so I decided to let a test fart (as Gerorge Carlin once suggested).

There was a small noise attached to the aforementioned gas rupture, something of a squeaking chair sound.

I immediately puckered as to not allow the rest of the beast out. This resulted in the gas going back up into my intestines

which, in turn, made a sound and a rather loud one at that, like the hungry yak in the spring. I consider this to be a reverse fart.

so do you have on any plans on how to market this event? Do you have an agent?

That's a great idea Rambo

The Reverse Fart©

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This is called a Traf.

Write it down.

I have done this many times in public

it should be considered polite to fart

then my stomach wouldn't hurt so much

i used to try so hard not to fart in elementary school but i never traffed

yeah this happened to me too, in class, i really had to fart big time but of course i had to hold it in, and that causes growling sounds, and the guy sitting next to me said everything ok man? yeah im hungry, my stomach's growling...

imagine if it came out of your mouth and smelled the same

I sometimes rfat.

  On 1/15/2010 at 2:35 AM, Lube Saibot said:

I sometimes rfat.

where does that go??

what about the ones that reach your colon and then go back up and make a noise, while never exiting the butthole

i get those

Oh man I know this feeling. When the gas crawls back into you, past your sphincter and back into the lower intestines, kind of sounds like boiling water inside a soggy cave? *bonding moment*

Lol, shy farts.

wait. fishtank is a girl? another one??

This happens often to me

Last time I had to endure this kind of flagellation was when I was high school had to hold farts in all the time. I barely ever slept throughout high school because of music and video games. Stayed conscious primarily with the aid of copious amounts of soda and junk food so I always had to let out ranky ass farts.

I remember frequently day dreaming of a small sound proof and somehow highly ventilated room that I could use to let out the loudest nastiest farts every 11 minutes without severely reducing or enhancing my peers educational experience.

I do not posess this skill, would pay money to learn it.

Now Jac Y Jymper has to do a song called Reverse Farts too - it must surpass the 15min mark with its prolonged outro.

yeah, i can't really do this. it's either nothing or the whole shabang. and why is farting such a social taboo. everyone does it, it's a natural byproduct of our digestive system. i understand not doing it in a crowded elevator, but in a spacious room it should be ok. is there an organisation that is working for farts being socially acceptable?

  On 1/15/2010 at 3:40 AM, Calx Sherbet said:

  On 1/15/2010 at 2:35 AM, Lube Saibot said:

I sometimes rfat.

 

where does that go??

It's when you assplode a single majestic bubble that makes your cheeks clap.

i get this all the time at work. i call it internal farting, because air isn't entering your ass, so it's not really a reverse fart.

i cum stupid hard when i traf

  On 1/15/2010 at 11:31 AM, BCM said:

wait. fishtank is a girl? another one??

lol what gave you that idea?