bubbhasdance Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 (edited) So I go to a university, as the topic suggests: On the last day of school, I leave my bike out locked on the staircase of my apartment..a couple of hours later, it is gone. I freak out and accept that I will never see it again, as it is probably chopped up somewhere by now, but I file a police report anyway. 1 1/2 months pass and I get a call from the campus police dept., saying that an officer stopped a man for drug paraphernalia and possession, who just so happened to be riding a bike. this is what the dude did -scraped off all mentions of brand name -took off kickstand -raped the wheels -raped the gear chain -put a red ribbon on the front of it the bike is completely gray, no noticeable colors or anything...but he left the serial number tag on! they checked it out and let me have my bike back! if anyone on here has ever gotten their bike stolen, you know that the chances of it ever coming back are like BoC releasing an album this year. all in all it'll cost me $60 to repair it, which is much less than I paid for sorry but I'm pretty pumped and happy at my luck and thank you cocaine man for not destroying my bike and I do wish for a BoC album this year good night troon Edited January 15, 2010 by bubbhasdance Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide bubbhasdance's signature Hide all signatures THATS HOW U NO U GOD WHEN YOU GOTA MODEL AND SHE THROW UP ON YO DICK BECAUSE ITS SO BIG AND YOUR IN A LIMO GOING TO A LIL B CONCERT - Lil B Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52486-bike-stolen-from-campus-by-crackhead-then-found/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 Lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide AJW's signature Hide all signatures foods in the tone of 'go to the fuckin store' patayda chips apple cracker thangies carrots in brown paper bag Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52486-bike-stolen-from-campus-by-crackhead-then-found/#findComment-1213544 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubbhasdance Posted January 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 Lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide bubbhasdance's signature Hide all signatures THATS HOW U NO U GOD WHEN YOU GOTA MODEL AND SHE THROW UP ON YO DICK BECAUSE ITS SO BIG AND YOUR IN A LIMO GOING TO A LIL B CONCERT - Lil B Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52486-bike-stolen-from-campus-by-crackhead-then-found/#findComment-1213557 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lands end road Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 This should be posted in the BoC subforum. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52486-bike-stolen-from-campus-by-crackhead-then-found/#findComment-1213560 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsKema5Ob2E Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide sneaksta303's signature Hide all signatures The Dark Tower Cycle Pplz ep The Swarm H.P. Sneakstep's Educational Tours Vol. 1 Branch Acidian - Acid's Done Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52486-bike-stolen-from-campus-by-crackhead-then-found/#findComment-1213562 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosmachine Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 what kind of bike? i've had mine stolen twice (and one failed attempt that left me with a unopenable lock and a nice dent in the frame). Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures WATMM Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52486-bike-stolen-from-campus-by-crackhead-then-found/#findComment-1213563 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 The red ribbon was classic, just imagine some smacked out druggie carousing around on this mashed up bike. With red ribbon attached xD So did you repaint it and clean it up, what with all the wheel raping at whatnot : P Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide AJW's signature Hide all signatures foods in the tone of 'go to the fuckin store' patayda chips apple cracker thangies carrots in brown paper bag Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52486-bike-stolen-from-campus-by-crackhead-then-found/#findComment-1213564 Share on other sites More sharing options...
skotosa Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 FING GREAT MAN! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide skotosa's signature Hide all signatures Artist Name: SkiaSoundcloud http://www.last.fm/user/skotosa Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52486-bike-stolen-from-campus-by-crackhead-then-found/#findComment-1213585 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba69 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 got a laptop stolen. Took me a few hours to find it. Guy got raped. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Bubba69's signature Hide all signatures https://intervallux.bandcamp.com/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52486-bike-stolen-from-campus-by-crackhead-then-found/#findComment-1213588 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 I can't believe your luck, fucking free fucking red fucking ribbon! soooo awsome! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Silent Member's signature Hide all signatures Some songs I made with my fingers and electronics. In the process of making some more. Hopefully. Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52486-bike-stolen-from-campus-by-crackhead-then-found/#findComment-1213598 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubbhasdance Posted January 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 I thought the ribbon would have some type of drugs in the helm, but no And yeah I'm getting it repaired, it should be done today Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide bubbhasdance's signature Hide all signatures THATS HOW U NO U GOD WHEN YOU GOTA MODEL AND SHE THROW UP ON YO DICK BECAUSE ITS SO BIG AND YOUR IN A LIMO GOING TO A LIL B CONCERT - Lil B Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52486-bike-stolen-from-campus-by-crackhead-then-found/#findComment-1213730 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 what an unambitious crackhead... at least steal a car for fug's sake Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52486-bike-stolen-from-campus-by-crackhead-then-found/#findComment-1213756 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubbhasdance Posted January 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 Crak iz wak Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide bubbhasdance's signature Hide all signatures THATS HOW U NO U GOD WHEN YOU GOTA MODEL AND SHE THROW UP ON YO DICK BECAUSE ITS SO BIG AND YOUR IN A LIMO GOING TO A LIL B CONCERT - Lil B Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52486-bike-stolen-from-campus-by-crackhead-then-found/#findComment-1213898 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fishtank Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 sometimes wheels are wheels Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52486-bike-stolen-from-campus-by-crackhead-then-found/#findComment-1213923 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubbhasdance Posted January 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 On 1/15/2010 at 7:27 PM, Fishtank said: sometimes wheelz are wheelz Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide bubbhasdance's signature Hide all signatures THATS HOW U NO U GOD WHEN YOU GOTA MODEL AND SHE THROW UP ON YO DICK BECAUSE ITS SO BIG AND YOUR IN A LIMO GOING TO A LIL B CONCERT - Lil B Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52486-bike-stolen-from-campus-by-crackhead-then-found/#findComment-1214133 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 On 1/15/2010 at 10:59 PM, bubbhasdance said: On 1/15/2010 at 7:27 PM, Fishtank said: sometimes wheelz are wheelz of steel http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9TCamdbOLI Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52486-bike-stolen-from-campus-by-crackhead-then-found/#findComment-1214135 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fishtank Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 Andre ♥ that's all that matters Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52486-bike-stolen-from-campus-by-crackhead-then-found/#findComment-1214234 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubbhasdance Posted January 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 On 1/15/2010 at 11:01 PM, IRARI said: On 1/15/2010 at 10:59 PM, bubbhasdance said: On 1/15/2010 at 7:27 PM, Fishtank said: sometimes wheelz are wheels http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIIQDCac_zo Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide bubbhasdance's signature Hide all signatures THATS HOW U NO U GOD WHEN YOU GOTA MODEL AND SHE THROW UP ON YO DICK BECAUSE ITS SO BIG AND YOUR IN A LIMO GOING TO A LIL B CONCERT - Lil B Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52486-bike-stolen-from-campus-by-crackhead-then-found/#findComment-1214245 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rabid Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 i had once my ipod stolen at the races, i didnt file an report or because what are they going to do? check everybody at the races? congrats with finding that bike Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52486-bike-stolen-from-campus-by-crackhead-then-found/#findComment-1214256 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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