Fancy dress costume ideas

Right, so next month my friend is having a house warming fancy dress party. And the 'theme' is anything that begins with the letter 'H'! (awkward fuckers!!!)

I am a fatty, there is no denying it so other than the obvious ones like Hagrid or a House I can't think of fuck all!! Any ideas? Like original ones? I was thinking of maybe going as a Haemorrhoid and hanging round peoples bottoms all night, but I reckon it would be a bit sweaty in an arse grape costume all night.

hagar the horrible

go as Haggis

  On 1/17/2010 at 7:30 PM, IRARI said:

hagar the horrible

lol, i reckon I could probably pull that off too!!

I will keep that one in mind. Cheers troon

  On 1/17/2010 at 7:33 PM, uptowndevil said:

I do a pretty good Hank Hill impression too, I tell you what! But I dunno, I'm too self concious to just wear a t-shirt... I like to cover up my man meat(fat)...

Haribo Starmix

he's humoring us, guys

I didn't humour you...

good humor bar

we don't take kindly to being humoured round these parts...

Maybe legendary WWF wrestler Hillbilly Jim?

helen of troy

i know but when you humor stoppit, you humor us all

note my american spelling of humor

They are all great ideas guys and I'm taking them all on board, honest I am.

I just don't want to cave in and spend a day making a Hagrid Costume..

hindenburg

you could dress up as a horse, and tell everyone you're heroin.

a hungry hungry hippo

noone mentioned homer yet?

or maybe hydrogen? with this you'll only have to manage an electron floating around your bare proton body

Henry I-VIII (I suggest you pick one of these, rather than appear at the party as a freakish amalgamation of all 8)

He-Man

Han Solo

packet of hobnobs

The Higgs Boson particle - you can spend all night hiding in a cupboard

You could be one of several fammous Hannibals.

Holofernes

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holofernes

bring a girl, both dress acient-y, ask her to hold your hair, and to hold a sword against your throat, with a stern look on her face, and a "omg i'm being decapitated by this woman and i dont want that" look on your face (dont forget to pour fake blood on throat)