The Saga of Bloodninja

http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/bloodcyber.html

My buddy sent this link to me today and I've been laughing my shit off reading through the different convos

Here's one example:

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Bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.

j_gurli13: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.

Bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.

j_gurli13: haha, ok lets go.

j_gurli13: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.

Bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.

j_gurli13: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.

j_gurli13: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.

Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.

j_gurli13: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.

Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f**king charge your ass.

j_gurli13: stop, cmon be serious.

Bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.

Bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.

j_gurli13: thats it.

Bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.

Bloodninja: F**k am I hard now.

im gonna warn you that someone is gonna say that old-ass worn out meme

but this is one of the best webpages, always love seeing it.

lol

  On 1/19/2010 at 5:12 AM, Smettingham Rutherford IV said:

im gonna warn you that someone is gonna say that old-ass worn out meme

 

but this is one of the best webpages, always love seeing it.

  On 1/19/2010 at 5:15 AM, ieafs said:

i remember reading that when i was 14 and didn't actually have the internet

which meme?

loved it

This was actually what moses carved on the stone tablets after talking to the burning bush.