thehauntingsoul Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 (edited) http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/bloodcyber.html My buddy sent this link to me today and I've been laughing my shit off reading through the different convos Here's one example: Quote Bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you. j_gurli13: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u. Bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure. j_gurli13: haha, ok lets go. j_gurli13: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck. Bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory. j_gurli13: haha, ok, u know that turns me on. j_gurli13: i start unbuttoning ur shirt. Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts. j_gurli13: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game. Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f**king charge your ass. j_gurli13: stop, cmon be serious. Bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass. Bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet. j_gurli13: thats it. Bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn. Bloodninja: F**k am I hard now. Edited January 19, 2010 by thehauntingsoul Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide thehauntingsoul's signature Hide all signatures Last.fm SteamID: Thehauntingsoul My EP Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52599-the-saga-of-bloodninja/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 im gonna warn you that someone is gonna say that old-ass worn out meme but this is one of the best webpages, always love seeing it. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide SR4's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52599-the-saga-of-bloodninja/#findComment-1216967 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 lol Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52599-the-saga-of-bloodninja/#findComment-1216972 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 On 1/19/2010 at 5:12 AM, Smettingham Rutherford IV said: im gonna warn you that someone is gonna say that old-ass worn out meme but this is one of the best webpages, always love seeing it. On 1/19/2010 at 5:15 AM, ieafs said: i remember reading that when i was 14 and didn't actually have the internet Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide SR4's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52599-the-saga-of-bloodninja/#findComment-1216976 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 which meme? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52599-the-saga-of-bloodninja/#findComment-1216984 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvatorin Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 loved it Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Salvatorin's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52599-the-saga-of-bloodninja/#findComment-1216987 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 This was actually what moses carved on the stone tablets after talking to the burning bush. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures 백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들. Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52599-the-saga-of-bloodninja/#findComment-1216989 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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