Gaga uses hoovers

Tell me what you think bout that

0:55, 1:59

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrO4YZeyl0I

that's a horrible song

She's already ripped off dozens of other major subcultures and genres, but that really irks me in particular.

everyone is using that hoover sound these days

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wKFpByU7DA

well who the fuck doesn't use hoovers nowadays? i'll bet if that shit LMFAO hasn't used them yet they will soon.

hey internet, i a;so dislike lady gaga

she seems to be sex incarnate though.

it is a sacriledge.

but they will never be twisting them like bizzy b, equinox, trace et al

  On 1/20/2010 at 2:09 AM, BoomTssPhace said:

Tell me what you think bout that

 

0:55, 1:59

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrO4YZeyl0I

ok, im going to try to be somewhat unlike everyone else that shits on gaga, so ill try to be indepth as to why this song is horrible in particular:

The dance beat (I am assuming this is meant for the dancefloor) does not have near enough bass, too sparse, only Bangalter could succeed in making a basic 4/4 like that heavy.

Her voice is way too static, especially when delving on the topic of love, youd expect a tad more emotion in her words.

The lyrics themselves are repetitive, but don't have any sort of shock or artistic value akin to David Bowie's "Fashion", which was meant to be tongue-in-cheek.

There seems to be little cohesive melody that ultimately regresses back into itself creating a vacuum or emotion, lack of catharsis or progression.

0/10

I love you guys for being real. Everyone around me is so fake, most at least.

Awesome song.

yeah, i like it too. she's sexy

how is she sexy?

physically, i guess she could be...she looked cute with those super eye-shadowed big eyes, but her voice sounds waaaay too much like Cher for her to be sexy in a song proper.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_KmWM8kH_s

better mix of dominator.

WANNA KISS MYSELF

lady blah blah

i cant hold it against her personally... she probably doesnt even know its in there. she didnt produce this. shes just a face.

  On 1/20/2010 at 3:49 AM, Smettingham Rutherford IV said:

how is she sexy?

because she's marketed as sexy

Her dick is fucking massive.

Oh yeah that's why you like her.

  On 1/20/2010 at 6:23 AM, abusivegeorge said:

Her dick is fucking massive.

 

Oh yeah that's why you like her.

oh yes.

am i supposed to be offended by the fact that i'll suck a dick?

  On 1/20/2010 at 4:28 AM, Kcinsu said:

i cant hold it against her personally... she probably doesnt even know its in there. she didnt produce this. shes just a face.

word

like the president

  On 1/20/2010 at 7:07 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

  On 1/20/2010 at 4:28 AM, Kcinsu said:

i cant hold it against her personally... she probably doesnt even know its in there. she didnt produce this. shes just a face.

a face of the illuminati

lol

What's a hoover? (besides the obvious thought of a brand of vacuum cleaner, but I didn't see one in the video)

  On 1/20/2010 at 5:58 PM, Joyrex said:

What's a hoover? (besides the obvious thought of a brand of vacuum cleaner, but I didn't see one in the video)

Probably don't know how to use the 3 Seashells either...

it's a synth