The 100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes of All Time

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"I don't like sand"

fucking hell George Lucas

"Its naat aah toommah" lol

It's a pressure valve. It won't open unless there's tremendous pressure

Also, I can't imagine how amazing it must have been to have been on set whilst Nicholas Cage was getting tortured with cgi bee's.

what film is that bees shit from?

  On 1/20/2010 at 5:56 PM, Gary C said:

Also, I can't imagine how amazing it must have been to have been on set whilst Nicholas Cage was getting tortured with cgi bee's.

With that, I don't know how any of the crew on The Happening didn't stop and go "seriously?". It's bad when the casts' performance is the scariest part of a horror movie.

  On 1/20/2010 at 5:58 PM, Coalbucket PI said:

what film is that bees shit from?

The Wicker Man

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0450345/

Ben Affleck.

TOOMAH!

LOL those bees were cringeworthy...god that movie must have been ungodly horrible.

the entire script of Crank

i can't get over the fact that they say 'younglings' like 3 times in revenge of the sith

oh hell nicolas cage can be sooooo bad, but so terribly GOOD in films like Bad Lieutenant and Wild at Heart.

STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE, HAHAHA

epic

It must be weird, not having anyone cum on ya.

some of these I actually think are good lines just taken out of context. i.e. castaway "wilson" scene I found quite moving.

also plan 9, the room, any arnold movie and revenge of the sith are in a completely different league than the others.

gigli tho.... oh dear....

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA! - that's actually the least horrible line from that brilliantly awful film.

And personally I think "But I was going into Tosche station to pick up some power converters" is one of my favorite lines of any film ever.

i love Nic Cage

  On 1/21/2010 at 6:38 AM, joshuatxuk said:

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA! - that's actually the least horrible line from that brilliantly awful film.

 

And personally I think "But I was going into Tosche station to pick up some power converters" is one of my favorite lines of any film ever.

I didn't see how that was a cheesy quote? Actually there were a few in there which weren't cheesy but were just used out of context.

However there's some real screamers like "Pain don't hurt" which had me aching with laugher

unobtanium

Truly this Man was the Son of Gawd

Roman centurion John Wayne at the Crucifixion scene in The Greatest Story Ever Told...

lol

what about John Wayne's Monologue when he played Genghis Khan?

Couldn't find the monologue I was thinking of, but here you go

  On 1/21/2010 at 1:56 PM, keltoi said:

unobtanium

it is metaphoric.. well, obviously, but it has some merits.

  On 1/21/2010 at 2:59 PM, mafted said:

  On 1/21/2010 at 1:56 PM, keltoi said:

unobtanium

 

it is metaphoric.. well, obviously, but it has some merits.

yeah i know the term's actually used by scientists here but it's still a silly word.

  On 1/21/2010 at 2:47 PM, Smettingham Rutherford IV said:

what about John Wayne's Monologue when he played Genghis Khan?

 

Couldn't find the monologue I was thinking of, but here you go

Ha ha, The Conqueror, truly one of the worst moments in cinema history. Must watch that again, haven't seen it in years.

Thought of another classic. On Deadly Ground - The Earth is Our Grandma speech, Seagal gets all wistful about the fate of the planet If you haven't seen it, this will completely ruin the plot...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHI5Ac15TAE