breakfast technology

Will somebody please clue me in to any huge advances in breakfast tech I should be aware of?

examples:

  On 1/25/2010 at 4:10 AM, doorjamb said:

Will somebody please clue me in to any huge advances in breakfast tech I should be aware of?

 

examples:

these are both retarded ideas

  On 1/25/2010 at 4:17 AM, Hautlle said:

these are both retarded ideas

my point exactly

i think these are amazing. what a happy boy!

yo!

put those two things together and we've got something.

does anyone understand the top one?

it's for sneaking it to your room rambo, also allow your ninja to train while eating

  On 1/25/2010 at 4:22 AM, Rambo said:

does anyone understand the top one?

look at how much the kid is trying to convince us that this photo isn't the worst thing that has happened to him, ever.

  On 1/25/2010 at 4:25 AM, doorjamb said:

  On 1/25/2010 at 4:22 AM, Rambo said:

does anyone understand the top one?

 

you think it works with milk though?

I bsaw these the other day at the grocery store and was like, "wtf?"

Why are there breakfast technologies? Is there point to it?

  On 1/25/2010 at 4:25 AM, doorjamb said:

  On 1/25/2010 at 4:22 AM, Rambo said:

does anyone understand the top one?

 

Why, of all things, does he feed his dog CHOCOLATE pudding? Isn't chocolate toxic to dogs?

rubber bowls?

  On 1/25/2010 at 4:25 AM, doorjamb said:

  On 1/25/2010 at 4:22 AM, Rambo said:

does anyone understand the top one?

 

That shit is retarded, a toddler would have that off the counter and upside down in about 4 seconds.

  On 1/25/2010 at 4:49 AM, thehauntingsoul said:

  On 1/25/2010 at 4:25 AM, doorjamb said:

  On 1/25/2010 at 4:22 AM, Rambo said:

does anyone understand the top one?

 

Why, of all things, does he feed his dog CHOCOLATE pudding? Isn't chocolate toxic to dogs?

this is true

that pudding probably had very little (if any) cocoa in it.

my dog once got really stoned and ate an entire pack of oreos and he was fine.

edit: while im here what about those toasters that you can cook eggs in

lol @ toaster brand: "back to basics"

it's like a printer, but for toast.

p.s.: TOASTIE!

  On 1/25/2010 at 5:17 AM, dr lopez said:

lol @ toaster brand: "back to basics"

lmao

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  On 1/25/2010 at 5:56 AM, Philip Glass said:

 

it's like a printer, but for toast.

 

 

 

 

p.s.: TOASTIE!

oh man nice

  On 1/25/2010 at 6:02 AM, chimera slot mom said:

  On 1/25/2010 at 5:17 AM, dr lopez said:

lol @ toaster brand: "back to basics"

 

lmao

 

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  On 1/25/2010 at 5:56 AM, Philip Glass said:

 

it's like a printer, but for toast.

 

 

 

 

p.s.: TOASTIE!

 

oh man nice

i would absolutely buy this if i ate bread

bread is my only weakness.

i think the most advanced breakfast technology i've seen is the fried egg machine. basically you put in an egg and 4 minutes later a fried egg comes out. it is only theoretical though. also there is the bacon machine. you insert toast and bacon comes out. this is only theoretical technology though.

  On 1/25/2010 at 6:13 AM, Fred McGriff said:

i think the most advanced breakfast technology i've seen is the fried egg machine. basically you put in an egg and 4 minutes later a fried egg comes out. it is only theoretical though. also there is the bacon machine. you insert toast and bacon comes out. this is only theoretical technology though.

That sounds really interesting, do you think these guys would know anything about it?